@ConanOBrien Mate,you can be the first leg...but its already the last event of the evening...
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@ConanOBrien too funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien have you noticed the swimmers drinking the water pre-race? I think they do it to prove they don't piss in the pool#FairPlay haThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Don't U mean in the 1st heat, on the 1st day, in ur only event? Anything else has U swimming in pee pee water.#fanCorrectionsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien whipping out your *third* leg will give you a foot closer to the finish line too.#ifyouknowwhatimeanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Some people have a case of Urolagnia that they must run to take a plunge in that gold shower.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Bad example for nation's youth. When it happens at my health club, pool is closed for at least an hour.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien That would be one sexy leg up for#TeamUSA#USA#Olympics#ChobaniThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien or there's the@jimmykimmel of the world that like to stand on the side and pee into the pool...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien CHICKEN!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Hurts to watch neo-GOP lunatics dragging USA over cliff while rich bastards push from behind. Never enough $$!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien and yet you'll always be a third leg to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@conanobrien hey#COCO ! you should use lipstick cause i can't see your lips on your face#lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien c'mon everyone. It's just pee!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien But then you have the return lap.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien I don't know, it's sorta soothing when a surprise patch of warm water embraces your midriff while you swim.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien but you still have to swim back!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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