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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 8 Aug 2012

    All that talk of swimmers peeing in the pool makes me want to be the first leg of the relay.

    7:11 PM - 8 Aug 2012
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      1. Kelvin M‏ @LauKelvin 8 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Mate,you can be the first leg...but its already the last event of the evening...

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      1. Leigh Dryland‏ @mikmunt14 8 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien too funny

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      1. Marvin Krawczyk‏ @Marvinfunnyman 8 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien have you noticed the swimmers drinking the water pre-race? I think they do it to prove they don't piss in the pool #FairPlay ha

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      1. André Fenton‏ @AndreFenton 8 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Don't U mean in the 1st heat, on the 1st day, in ur only event? Anything else has U swimming in pee pee water. #fanCorrections

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      1. Victoria Ontiveros‏ @ConanChica 8 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien whipping out your *third* leg will give you a foot closer to the finish line too. #ifyouknowwhatimean

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      1. Cleopatra Fitzgerald‏ @CleopatraFitz05 29 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Some people have a case of Urolagnia that they must run to take a plunge in that gold shower.

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      1. Dave R.‏ @Rufust45 23 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Bad example for nation's youth. When it happens at my health club, pool is closed for at least an hour.

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      1. Mary Zanone‏ @MaryJZanone 10 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien That would be one sexy leg up for #TeamUSA #USA #Olympics #Chobani

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      1. cassie hyek‏ @cassiehyek 10 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien or there's the @jimmykimmel of the world that like to stand on the side and pee into the pool...

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      1. a‏ @Moon11Doggie 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien CHICKEN!!

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      1. Shannon Jacobs‏ @shanen0 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Hurts to watch neo-GOP lunatics dragging USA over cliff while rich bastards push from behind. Never enough $$!

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      1. Stephen Green‏ @ResilientGreen 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien and yet you'll always be a third leg to me.

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      1. Brigitte Beschorner‏ @Kittyluvspez 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien lol

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      1. şeym‏ @seymanurmert 9 Aug 2012
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        @conanobrien hey #COCO ! you should use lipstick cause i can't see your lips on your face #lol

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      1. Jeff Taylor‏ @JeffT83 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien c'mon everyone. It's just pee!!

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      1. Cindy‏ @LCindy76 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien But then you have the return lap.

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      1. Shawn Dalebor‏ @_Underscore_At 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I don't know, it's sorta soothing when a surprise patch of warm water embraces your midriff while you swim.

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      1. Carlo Santa Maria‏ @CarloSantaMari1 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien but you still have to swim back!!!!

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