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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 29 Jul 2012

    The Olympics are being streamed online, so last night at 3 a.m. I tried to convince my wife I was on the computer watching archery.

    10:31 AM - 29 Jul 2012
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      1. Mary-Jo Overwater RD‏ @mjgorgeous 29 Jul 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You have perfect swimmers body! Maybe you should try to qualify for next #Olympics!

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      1. Bill Lloyd‏ @wklj 29 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien or weightlifting? Clean and jerk. Or maybe jerk and clean.

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      2. Jay Ruston‏ @jayruston 30 Jul 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        . @ConanOBrien must fire whoever books the musical acts on his show.

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      2. RYAN WEST‏ @ryanwestphoto 29 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien well, in a way it sorta is.

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      1. Abe-san Tavares‏ @bluemongoose26 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien you sneaky devil. Lol

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      1. Tom‏ @twittenup 5 Aug 2012
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        @conanobrien Conan: That tricking wife into believing you were watching the #London2012 #Olympics Archery... Even Archery fans didn't watch!

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      1. rupam ganguly‏ @rupamganguly 3 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. Violeta‏ @IrisParrish2 2 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien jajaja Becuase you work at night ans sleep late :)

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      1. Mary Zanone‏ @MaryJZanone 1 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Next time, don't slam the laptop. Just click the Angry Birds tab like the kids do.

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      1. Rachel Holte‏ @Rachel_2383 1 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien clever

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      1. kickingBAD‏ @BatmaNinPR 1 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien lmfaoooooooooooo

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      1. Olivia F.‏ @MsBabyGotBack 31 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Porn just doesn't quite look like the Olympics.. does it buddy.

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      1. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 31 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien If you were using terms like "quiver" and "shaft" I'm SURE she was convinced.....

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      1. Jim Breeding‏ @jbreed3655 31 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien. Were there any "bullseyes"?

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      1. Kevin P Harvey‏ @CeoCpo911 31 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien - HA-Larious!!!

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      1. Jim‏ @jimmammy 30 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien dispicable

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