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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 21 Jul 2012

    Athletes at the Olympics are being issued 15 condoms each. Or as the men’s table tennis players put it, “14 condoms too many."

    3:16 PM - 21 Jul 2012
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      1. Jason Tanamor‏ @jasontanamor 21 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien - Or as tennis players call it, 15 Love.

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      1. Travel Cat‏ @travelcat_linus 22 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I would think that you humans would be encouraging Olympians to bread. Give the condoms to the ugly fat people.

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      1. Coca‏ @cocacacao 21 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien just 14?

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      1. Josh Bellamy‏ @joshbellamy01 21 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien there will be plenty left, have you seen our women? #england

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      1. carafe of clam chowder‏ @UmJammerEmmy 21 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien or as the basketballers and swimmers call it "15 condoms too few" why am i even bothering replying to you you don't read this

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      1. Ben Bryant‏ @BkBryant23 21 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien 15**

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      1. eval samenyong‏ @samenyong 4 Aug 2012
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        @conanobrien .15 s too many or do they wnt athletics to waste more enegy on sex then the game that too them there

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      1. Jim‏ @jimmammy 30 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien yah, 1 to offer and never need because they all want r babies!!!

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      1. Shannon Boy‏ @CoachSBoyG8City 29 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I think that would be 3 in each of the olympic colors.....

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      1. Joshua Morrison‏ @jacksdad80 27 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien 15 too many

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      1. Ron Sansone‏ @Ron_Sansone 27 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Don't expect any new world records set this Olympics.

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      1. Chapin Johnston‏ @lectorchap 23 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien What's the sport in that?

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      1. Mr. Baseball‏ @thedonaldogrady 23 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Those table tennis players enjoy a good, stiff paddle

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      1. Philip Pilalas‏ @Ppilalas 23 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I didn't think steroids were communicable.

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      1. Michael Hoover‏ @mjhoovs 22 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien guys who make a living swatting testicle-shaped objects are more averse to sex than other athletes.. its all coming together.

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      1. ONE NATION UNDER GOD‏ @BRASSCITYSTEVE 22 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien love means nothing to a tennis player or something like that

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      1. Justin Croft‏ @JCroftMachine 22 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien aren't condoms for sailors? I've only ever seen swimmers wear them on their head to keep their hair dry.

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      1. Gerry Abel‏ @rooftopkungfu 22 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien hilarious but you should have gone with "15 condoms too many"

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      1. Bernie Gerdes‏ @BernieGerdes 22 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien or if you're a member of women's weight lifting, 15 too many

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