@conanobrien "it's scary in this forest", says the little girl to the rapist. "Yeah I know", he says, "I will have to walk back by myself!"
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@ConanOBrien What a waste. You're supposed to keep them in the trunk so you're legal in the HOV lane.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien too funnie!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien It’s even more dangerous to not finish what you started… *hugs* your friend, the desert hitchhiker…Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Myfriend Dave died(MuscularDystrophy)&LOVED#NHL WpgJets. Pls SIGN a petition 2honor him http://bit.ly/dk_wpg TY!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Thanks Conan you made me lol... and I have had one hell of a week... so thanks, I needed that! You rock!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Was the guy wearing glasses & a striped shirt? Was his name "Waldo"? I spotted him walking along the road hitch hiking again!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Now did you do that at 10pm or 11pm? Just wondering about an aliby and when your show was on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien That was so not cool, i hadda dig myself out and hitchhike again to get water, did you get my voice mail?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien i drove 5000 miles into the desert and no one was there! So you owe me 400 dollars and a answer to this question!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien You buried someone else? You said that I was the only one. I feel so dirty!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien hey.... Whats the deal with that microphone on your desk?.... Can I have that?...Love you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien ..wait so you drive a sand car?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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