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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 12 Jul 2012

    My wife is so cute, always clearing her browser history and throwing the computer out a window when I walk in the room.

    7:50 AM - 12 Jul 2012
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      1. Tom Orf‏ @MU4124 12 Jul 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Wow-Tom Cruise tweeted the same thing a couple of weeks ago

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      1. Madison Malloy‏ @MadisonMalloy 12 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien That is because women look at porn too.

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      1. Charles‏ @Chasapple 12 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien So Windows crashed

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      1. The Monkey Code‏ @themonkeycode 12 Jul 2012
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        @conanobrien 50 shades, huh?

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      1. SherriBerry‏ @IAmSherriBerry 12 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien hahahahahahahahahaha ha!

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      1. Violeta‏ @IrisParrish2 2 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien what? hummmmm

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      1. Cleopatra Fitzgerald‏ @CleopatraFitz05 21 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Joke:Your adorable wife could remove and smash the hard drive,or delete the information, or go incognito as I do.

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      1. mike toma‏ @blondboytoy495 18 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien oops who did the computer hit

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      1. Kim‏ @NinjaPatriot2 16 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien clearly she's a keeper!

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      2. Kelvis‏ @kelsman4 16 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien shez might be cheatn on u

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      4. Kelvis‏ @kelsman4 17 Jul 2012
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        @Elinory0m3l u'hv gat ....

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      1. Rachel‏ @RachelEPas 16 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien haha

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      1. RAMAJESTIC‏ @RAMAJESTIC1 16 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien can i please be a worker on our show I REALLY BEEN TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU,YOU CAN REACH ME AT 347 736 4605

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      1. Dan Z.‏ @messia229 14 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien haha u r cuter

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      1. ny Rednek‏ @nycRednek 13 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien My wife does the same thing! You think they're conspiring against us? jk

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      1. Airianna Ennis‏ @AIRBEAR888 13 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien yu should look into tht more hahs :)

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      1. Your Computer‏ @YourComputer1 13 Jul 2012
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        @ConanOBrien If you only knew Conan.

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