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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 4 Sep 2011

    Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

    9:05 AM - 4 Sep 2011
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      1. Matt Tullis‏Verified account @matttullis 24 Oct 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Mitt Romney would teach his kids about taxes by keeping 86% of ice cream for himself, and making them split remaning 14%.

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      1. Rae Feldcamp‏ @rfeldcamp 24 Jun 2016
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        I can say from experience - they will remember. Forever. #Jemesouviens #lestweforget

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      1. Ken Wood‏ @_MR_KEN 28 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien Well for their sake I hope you did not give a tax refund.

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      1. Jonathan VanBuskirk‏ @JonathanEPICJ 2 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Just saw your tweet from a year ago "Taught my kids about taxes", I love it!

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      1. Leon Senekal‏ @leonsenekal 27 Mar 2017
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        From 1st March, it's 45% in the RSA. :-(

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      1. Jared Baker‏ @Naluukti 8 Oct 2016
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        Old tweet, I know, but my parents legit did this.

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      1. Kimberly "Don't eat THAT" Unger‏Verified account @ing3nu 26 Jun 2016
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        #DadJokes @TheShyIon

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      1. Orcrist - Paperwork Cleaver‏ @orcrist86 26 Jun 2016
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        @iglvzx I bet they can't wait for the refund

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      1. Novichok Kompromat‏ @__BLiP 11 Apr 2016
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        @ConanOBrien @For it to mean anything, they would have had to have a ton of icecream to start with

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      1. Kat Verda‏ @KatVerdaDesign 30 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien What'd they get N return? A huge security system w/ guards around the house? Or a hallway 2 access their room & a college fund?

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      1. Arakiel‏ @ArxO_Arakiel 26 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien You'd have to eat 50 to 60 % of it to explain European taxes to them... :D

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      1. Cynthia Cordova‏ @Studentz1st 23 Jan 2016
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        @ConanOBrien @JordanAGlass and their tax refund?

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      1. D. Smith‏ @SmittydaveDave 21 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @slone life is full of hard lessons.

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      1. Bella Luna 316‏ @316BellaLuna 21 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @slone wish I was in that tax bracket.

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      1. Scott‏ @retiredfirecapt 21 Jun 2015
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        Funny, since---> @ConanOBrien is certain to support the tax and spend @TheDemocrats . @slone

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      1. KimJongHealthy‏ @Kim_JongHealthy 27 Feb 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Not really. They got to eat twice as much as you despite they haven't paid a penny. That's a social welfare lesson.

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      1. Elements Of Death‏ @ElementsOfDeath 9 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Should have eaten 56% of their ice cream my friend... http://www.nowandfutures.com/taxes.html  #Taxes

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