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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Oct 9

    It’s weird that both the Earth and I have about 30 years left.

    9:57 AM - 9 Oct 2018
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      2. duane edmunds‏ @duaneedmunds Oct 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Well it’s flat. So, eventually we’ll have to flip it over and use the other side.

        21 replies 29 retweets 956 likes
      3.  🌊 rob hamilton  🌊‏ @rob7hamilton Oct 9
        Replying to @duaneedmunds @ConanOBrien

        Well, every once and a while the "B" side is also a hit.

        5 replies 0 retweets 152 likes
      4. timotwit‏ @timotwit Oct 9
        Replying to @rob7hamilton @duaneedmunds @ConanOBrien

        Maybe we're already the "B" side... Sure would explain a lot.

        1 reply 2 retweets 75 likes
      5. Serve‏ @lauserve Oct 9
        Replying to @timotwit @rob7hamilton and

        This should be in the bible

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Michael McGregor‏ @mcaddicts Oct 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I don't know Keith Richards has atleast another 40-50 more years to go.

        2 replies 1 retweet 88 likes
      3. menjabin‏ @_Menjabin Oct 9
        Replying to @mcaddicts @ConanOBrien

        Keith Richards will be dancing on the grave of the last ever cockroach as the sun explodes around him

        2 replies 9 retweets 128 likes
      4. Stacy Renay Stuart‏ @stacyrstuart Oct 9
        Replying to @_Menjabin @mcaddicts @ConanOBrien

        And then float through space wondering which planet to inhabit next

        0 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
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      2. Wilhosdotter  🇺🇸  🇫🇮‏ @Mummu1951 Oct 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'm waiting for the asteroid to take out the human race, like the dinosaurs before us, so the planet can repair itself.pic.twitter.com/8vL6jqln9l

        4 replies 3 retweets 105 likes
      3. Wilhosdotter  🇺🇸  🇫🇮‏ @Mummu1951 Oct 9
        Replying to @Mummu1951 @ConanOBrien

        Not to mention it's a great excuse for not paying my bills.

        3 replies 0 retweets 166 likes
      4. Steven Henry Heaney 🇬🇧‏ @Toffyhammer2112 Oct 9
        Replying to @Mummu1951 @ConanOBrien

        Yay, gotta love those silver linings. 😁

        0 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
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      1. i like puns  🌙 🌹‏ @21xuan Oct 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Bold of you to assume earth would last so long

        0 replies 1 retweet 92 likes
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      1. Mark Evangelista‏ @1lapilot Oct 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Gonna start working out now so that I make an attractive "Mad Max" hood ornament.

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      2. Spoopy-BigJay  🍁 🕸 🕷 🦇‏ @CQX_Joe Oct 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        We're the final generation to make it to old age before the planet kills us. :(

        3 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
      3. Steven Henry Heaney 🇬🇧‏ @Toffyhammer2112 Oct 9
        Replying to @CQX_Joe @ConanOBrien

        I'm fairly certain that the planet was not at fault here.

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Watts Up With That‏ @wattsupwiththat Oct 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @tan123

        The Earth will go on, you: not so much.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Alan Steel‏ @asibiza1 Oct 9
        Replying to @wattsupwiththat @ConanOBrien @tan123

        Check out George Carlin’s stand-up on this.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. write down a plan to vote on Nov 6th‏ @madamradams Oct 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @JanaKay4

        That’s not what the IPCC says and spreading nihilism helps no one. We have 12 years to reduce emissions by 45%. The scientists confirmed this is attainable through a variety of scenarios.

        1 reply 2 retweets 10 likes
      3. Jana Kay Slater‏ @JanaKay4 Oct 9
        Replying to @madamradams @ConanOBrien

        Agree. Weak attempt at humor that could motivate some folks into action.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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