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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Sep 30

    My wife hasn’t touched me since the election. She took Gore’s loss pretty hard.

    10:50 AM - 30 Sep 2018
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      2. Steve Goodfriend‏ @ChiefGoodfriend Sep 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That was an election lasting more than 4 hours

        5 replies 2 retweets 126 likes
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      2. Reverend Bob Levy‏Verified account @TheRevBobLevy Sep 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        maybe she likes men now.

        5 replies 1 retweet 57 likes
      3. Richard Patraw‏ @rickleo48 Sep 30
        Replying to @TheRevBobLevy @ConanOBrien

        Fire. You need an extinguisher

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Reverend Bob Levy‏Verified account @TheRevBobLevy Sep 30
        Replying to @rickleo48 @ConanOBrien

        ahha

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. BrockSamson‏ @broccoli_samson Sep 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Now that's what I call An Inconvenient Truth

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      2. Ryan C‏ @dieseldda Sep 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        In the year 2000, in the year 2000!

        1 reply 0 retweets 43 likes
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      2. Scyber‏ @_scyber Sep 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        No bush since Bush won.

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      1. Sandy Helberg‏ @SandyHelberg Sep 30
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        My wife wants $130,000 for a one night stand with me.

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      1. Eldritch Book‏ @ElijahBak Sep 30
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        To be fair, you are a ginger.

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      2. Jamie Weinstein‏ @WallStPoker Sep 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Don’t brag. If you had sex in 1999 then you’re still ahead of me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 51 likes
      3. nayib ozzy‏ @voodoo_childdd_ Sep 30
        Replying to @WallStPoker @ConanOBrien

        Weinstein?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jamie Weinstein‏ @WallStPoker Sep 30
        Replying to @voodoo_childdd_ @ConanOBrien

        Yes?

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      2. Alfonso Salinas‏ @____alfonso____ Sep 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien omg I was choosing an Xbox avatar, and in the randomizer this came up, I immediately though of you Conan.pic.twitter.com/kgQbs3c36M

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      1. Tom Rogers‏ @TRogNoVa Sep 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Speaking of touching...it would be a touching gesture if you rescheduled Norm Macdonald #ImwithNorm #makeconangreatagain

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