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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Sep 27

    My doctor says I should eat more red meat and drink more alcohol. BTW, I consider all waiters doctors.

    2:05 PM - 27 Sep 2018
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      1. Michael Eugene‏ @KlepferMe Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I listen to @SBakerMD and because of that I am so healthy I don't need a regular doctor. And all he eats is red meat. Although he wouldn't approve of the drinking. #Carnivore

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      1. EM Kay‏ @kayvasilyeva Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Well who's trying to live a long life at this point??

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      1. Kitchener Leslie's girlfriend‏ @Kelly91059506 Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        #imwithnorm #wheresnorm

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      2. ALSUSI‏ @alsusi Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/iqiRW5rkdw

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      3. Jesse‏ @Jesse82615868 Sep 28
        Replying to @alsusi @ConanOBrien

        Season 3 of People of Earth please

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      2. Bostonsportsguru33617‏ @Bostonsportsgu4 Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Sounds like advice from a doctor I knowpic.twitter.com/2KxWPIojBJ

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. LogansRunningOnEmpty‏ @OnLogans Sep 27
        Replying to @Bostonsportsgu4 @ConanOBrien

        stared at that for 3 whole minutes reading it to myself every single time in his voice. #boredatwork

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      4. Bostonsportsguru33617‏ @Bostonsportsgu4 Sep 27
        Replying to @OnLogans @ConanOBrien

        😂👍

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      1. Adam Reaves‏ @AdamReaves4 Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Do these doctors also ask if you like Chocolate Lava Cake?

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      2. Tom Rogers‏ @TRogNoVa Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Speaking of somebody waiting...still waiting for you to call Norm back and put him on the show #ImWithNorm

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      1. Bill McNally‏ @billymac29 Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        #imwithnorm

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      1. Waffle McGillicutty‏ @WaffleMcG Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Come on Conan. Its not like you to have behaved this way towards Norm. The fact you wont acknowledge it seems very contrary to your character.

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      1. piekielnytomasz‏ @piekielnytomasz Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        We all do, Conan.

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      1. Phillis j Smith‏ @PhillisjSmith3 Sep 27
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        LMFAO 🤣 🤣! I love you Conan!!!!

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan Sep 27
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        .@ConanOBrien The doctor says you should eat more, for once. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3a119fb7-3d14-4658-961a-0743d3ddf6bd …pic.twitter.com/Ey9XyzG6Mz

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      1. Drew Sharp‏ @DrewFasa11 Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco

        Don't forget to tip your doctor.

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      1.  🎃TV Tracks RadioooooOOOOOOOhhhhh 🎃‏ @TVTracksRadio Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That would be the Perfect diet.........in 1953; just add a Lucky Strike and a Vodka Gimlet to that, and you've got a well-balanced breakfast.

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      1. JOKER_0_0‏ @JOKER0031420835 Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That’s funny because I consider all doctors waiters. Yes, I’d like to order a cold compress, a bottle of your finest antibiotics and a half order of a colonoscopy.

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      1. PhotoComics‏ @PhotoComics Sep 27
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So it's just like in Canada, where getting faster healthcare requires tipping.

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