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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Sep 19

    I’ve left instructions that after I die, I’m to be cremated and sold as a detergent additive.

    1:50 PM - 19 Sep 2018
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    • Goutham Bhat Jonni🌈 🌈oshit_datgurl🌈 Ash33 Joe Berland {spooky name or something} 💀 Ansh Gwash D'Ball✂tRump    💙🌊#RESIST🌊💙 Conan O'Brien
    526 replies 696 retweets 8,256 likes
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      2. Holly Conway‏Verified account @HollyConway Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You’d make the whitest whites 👻 #Powder

        3 replies 1 retweet 108 likes
      3. Matt Boor‏ @TheNerdEmpire Sep 19
        Replying to @HollyConway @ConanOBrien

        Damn. Beat me to it. Haha.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Name Goes Here‏ @UndergroundG83 Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/RogyatZ3In

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Stupid Sexy Flanders‏ @Sukitbackrow Sep 19
        Replying to @UndergroundG83 @ConanOBrien

        I am Mr Sparklepic.twitter.com/TL6rmkzjtO

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Animal_UTD‏ @Alex_Ky87 Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Ginger scented detergent.. 🤔 I like it!

        1 reply 0 retweets 31 likes
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      2. Ricky Berwick‏ @rickyberwick Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

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      2. TheBethanyAshlock‏ @thebashlock Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Shouldn't take long if you're made into a Tide Pods!

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Big Boss MM‏ @MattMercadoNYC Sep 19
        Replying to @thebashlock @ConanOBrien

        Just gotta watch out that nobody eats him 😂😂😂🤣🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. TimSurf6‏ @TimJeep6 Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Will my clothes fit funny after washing?

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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      1. Bill Hoover‏ @daHoovster Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Why is everything coming out of the laundry orange?! Oh, nvm

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Syama Mishra‏ @SyamaMishra Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        He died to cleanse our souls and cuttlery.

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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      2. The Black Blue Jays‏ @blackbluejays Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Call it Conan O'dyin'

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Reverend Lars‏ @ReverendLars Sep 19
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Makes sense.pic.twitter.com/G872rhggCp

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