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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Aug 29

    Ever since I scooped my eyes out with a melon baller, the news hasn't bothered me so much.

    1:05 PM - 29 Aug 2018
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    • steffu16 Reyna Flores🐶🇺🇸 Sprite Serrano courtney magee midlothianboy Alexandria Raven Hammer im a spooky mess 🎃🍁 Conan O'Brien Jacob
    275 replies 1,544 retweets 13,197 likes
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      2. Railey Stonex‏ @RaileyStonex Aug 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Conan, can you PLEASE come to my sweet 16?? You’re the coolest ginger I know and I NEED you there!! I’ll even let you bring @jordanschlansky and we can make fun of him together

        3 replies 2 retweets 14 likes
      3. Railey Stonex‏ @RaileyStonex Aug 29
        Replying to @RaileyStonex @ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky

        Ok someone just followed me under your name and I started crying thinking it was you

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Laurie Singh‏ @SinghLaurie Aug 29
        Replying to @RaileyStonex @ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky

        The person who followed you is a fake account. You should report it and block it. Conan only follows one person and unfortunately he never answers anyone who tweets http://him.It  would be nice if he would tweet back to fans once in awhile.😕

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      2. Scott Pryor‏ @PrioryOfScott Aug 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        However making melon balls has gotten far harder

        2 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. UnderDuressintheU.S.‏ @overrhypocrissy Aug 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did you clean your ears with an ice pick, because that helped me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      2. Grand Admiral of the Space Force™‏ @sportsjunkie007 Aug 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @pullmygoalies

        That tweet would have been more believable if it had a few typos.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Hooraymond‏ @pullmygoalies Aug 29
        Replying to @sportsjunkie007 @ConanOBrien

        Lol good one

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Enustun Search Group‏ @ScottEnustun Aug 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You mean the news about the greatest economic boom in our lifetime?

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      1. quirk ~ e  💚 💙‏ @GoRejoicing Aug 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ~ if you haven’t already, you should stuff an eye in each ear… so ya can’t hear the news either.

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      1. the effect‏ @Young_Koz_ Aug 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        conan no’eyein

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      2. Aubrey Fite‏ @fitetothefinish Aug 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @anjelloo

        @tabsturner

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      3. Tabitha Brooke‏ @tabsturner Aug 30
        Replying to @fitetothefinish @ConanOBrien @anjelloo

        I’m dying

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Eric Winer‏ @TheWeeklyWiner Aug 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Nothing like a seasonal summer salad of scooped out eyeballs!

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kelly‏ @Lady0fAsgard Aug 29
        Replying to @TheWeeklyWiner @ConanOBrien

        Best treat there is!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeffrey Potts‏ @peskyfly1 Aug 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        As your faithful optometrist, I deeply regret telling you to approach all of life’s problems like you were ordering two scoops of ice cream.

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      1. BAMarantos‏ @MarantosBa Aug 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Great idea!! I’m off to buy a melon-baller!!

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