Conan, can you PLEASE come to my sweet 16?? You’re the coolest ginger I know and I NEED you there!! I’ll even let you bring @jordanschlansky and we can make fun of him together
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Ok someone just followed me under your name and I started crying thinking it was you
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The person who followed you is a fake account. You should report it and block it. Conan only follows one person and unfortunately he never answers anyone who tweets http://him.It would be nice if he would tweet back to fans once in awhile.
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However making melon balls has gotten far harder
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Did you clean your ears with an ice pick, because that helped me.
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That tweet would have been more believable if it had a few typos.
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Lol good one
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You mean the news about the greatest economic boom in our lifetime?
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~ if you haven’t already, you should stuff an eye in each ear… so ya can’t hear the news either.
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conan no’eyein
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I’m dying
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Nothing like a seasonal summer salad of scooped out eyeballs!
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Best treat there is!
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As your faithful optometrist, I deeply regret telling you to approach all of life’s problems like you were ordering two scoops of ice cream.
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Great idea!! I’m off to buy a melon-baller!!
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