Whose loving siblings haven’t buried them up to the neck in sand at low tide?
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Now I gotta be looking out lest my bros think they're gonna do the same to me lolpic.twitter.com/dC0IwQvz1Y
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Threw you into the ocean at high tide to teach you to swim while mooning you?
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"There are 79 known moons of Jupiter".... Could you imagine? Poor Jupiter. The emotional scars must be unbearable...
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Without atomic energy there would b np atomic wedgie.
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Today I learned the moon’s name is Melvin
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Oh my god they made you download tidal?? I'm sorry you had to experience that.
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The tides of war was full of ginger ass
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Did they make you dress up like a girl and call you Caitlyn? Be thankful we can’t see black holes in the sky because corn hole accuracy would be affectedpic.twitter.com/8RbdGLOZRf
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Someone did that to me and I said what a ass. Then they said thanks.
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Without the moon, I wouldn't require an entire body wax every time there's a full one.


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Without the sun, you wouldnt be to throw shade at someone....also trump would have nothing to stare at.
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every 28 days.
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There would be no
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Did you know the moon is actually drifting away from Earth's orbit, sorry if you like boating,https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2018/06/13/will-the-moon-ever-stop-drifting-away-from-earth/#44c421b438d5 …
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I think i get this joke....wait, nevermind
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Did they Tide you over?
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