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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Aug 11

    Without the moon, there would be no tides, and no name for what my brothers did to me.

    10:55 AM - 11 Aug 2018
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      2. Jim Ho‏ @jhofromcanton Aug 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Whose loving siblings haven’t buried them up to the neck in sand at low tide?

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. NirvanasAngel‏ @NirvanasAngel Aug 11
        Replying to @jhofromcanton @ConanOBrien

        Now I gotta be looking out lest my bros think they're gonna do the same to me lolpic.twitter.com/dC0IwQvz1Y

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Russ Palmer‏ @RussPalmer Aug 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Threw you into the ocean at high tide to teach you to swim while mooning you?

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
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      1. MDNTwitt‏ @MDN25071948 Aug 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "There are 79 known moons of Jupiter".... Could you imagine? Poor Jupiter. The emotional scars must be unbearable...

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      1. TribeDoor‏ @Tribe_Door Aug 11
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        Without atomic energy there would b np atomic wedgie.

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      2. Vinh Ly‏ @VinhQLy Aug 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Today I learned the moon’s name is Melvin

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. MisanthropeMime™‏ @misanthropemime Aug 11
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        Oh my god they made you download tidal?? I'm sorry you had to experience that.

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      1. Gary‏ @ManDogPig Aug 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The tides of war was full of ginger ass

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      1. Michael Aniston‏ @MichaelAniston1 Aug 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did they make you dress up like a girl and call you Caitlyn? Be thankful we can’t see black holes in the sky because corn hole accuracy would be affectedpic.twitter.com/8RbdGLOZRf

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      1. Scott Jones‏ @Jones92331Jones Aug 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Someone did that to me and I said what a ass. Then they said thanks. 👀

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      2. John B. Watson‏ @jbwillustration Aug 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Without the moon, I wouldn't require an entire body wax every time there's a full one. 🌕🐺

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      1. Cire‏ @Cireou Aug 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Without the sun, you wouldnt be to throw shade at someone....also trump would have nothing to stare at.

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      1. Ethan C‏ @0bstacular Aug 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        every 28 days.

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      1. Awizom  🥶‏ @Awizomsound Aug 11
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        There would be no @MoonPie :(

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      1. Stuart Goltzman‏ @GoltzmanStuart Aug 23
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did you know the moon is actually drifting away from Earth's orbit, sorry if you like boating,https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2018/06/13/will-the-moon-ever-stop-drifting-away-from-earth/#44c421b438d5 …

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      1. Cire‏ @Cireou Aug 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I think i get this joke....wait, nevermind

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      1. patrick o‏ @patis54yes Aug 11
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        Did they Tide you over?

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