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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Aug 10

    My wife caught me looking at Pinterest. I tried to cover it with a porn site, but she’s fast.

    1:15 PM - 10 Aug 2018
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    • wj ☃️⚡️ Striker ★ Victoria Citta VW STUDIOS OFFICIAL Mohith Moriarty ACopic Olorunda Sandra Brigitte likes Drawing unmasked by Obama
    217 replies 1,748 retweets 22,619 likes
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      2. Sir Monty Hfuhruhurr MP, OBE, CBE, BBC, CNBC, AWOL‏ @BanjoHfuhruhur Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Quite right. An anagram of Pinterest is 'Preen Tits'

        1 reply 5 retweets 10 likes
      3. UglyButler‏ @uglybutler1 Aug 10
        Replying to @BanjoHfuhruhur @ConanOBrien

        Wow, that’s right...much worse than porn...

        0 replies 4 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Daniel King‏ @TunnelKing Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's nothing. A guy here in the UK has pleaded guilty to planning a terror attack; when caught at the airport trying to fly to the Philippines to hook up with IS, he tried to explain himself by saying he was a sex tourist.

        3 replies 2 retweets 51 likes
      3. Siva‏ @leedsatx Aug 10
        Replying to @TunnelKing @ConanOBrien

        Serves him right.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Nik‏ @KidGloves__ Aug 10
        Replying to @leedsatx @TunnelKing @ConanOBrien

        wtf is a sex tourist lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Siva‏ @leedsatx Aug 11
        Replying to @KidGloves__ @TunnelKing @ConanOBrien

        Traveling to a country where prostitution is legal for the sole purpose of having sex

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dragonslayaaah  🌞‏ @HappieSun Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/ES53n8O1dV

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      1. Mimi‏ @libresdemimi Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Quick, make her some flowers out of bottle caps and raffia

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Lawrence Toole II‏ @LarryToole_2nd Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @gold_luxe 😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. stephanie‏ @gold_luxe Aug 10
        Replying to @LarryToole_2nd @ConanOBrien

        You in the future, eh? 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Lawrence Toole II‏ @LarryToole_2nd Aug 10
        Replying to @gold_luxe @ConanOBrien

        🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "What are you hiding?" Asked Melania as she walked in on Trump stashing a porn mag, "A bible?" "A BIBLE???" Replied Trump, "What are you- CRAZY??"

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      1. The Real Kim Shady‏ @kimmyvan74 Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Same! Ur wife walks in on me alll the time

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      1. James Pritchett‏ @JCPRITCHETTJR Aug 10
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      1. MDNTwitt‏ @MDN25071948 Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Pintervention: "Problematic Pinning" is an addiction model of compulsive pinning activity coupled with concurrent use of previously pinned material, despite negative consequences to ones physical, mental, social or financial well-being. If you need to talk we're here...

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      1. Brian Llapitan‏ @BrianLlapitan Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Dammit Conan, not again! Have some self control.

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      1. Linda Stocker‏ @muffinnme Aug 10
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So , were you looking up baking tips ???

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