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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Aug 9

    My kids don’t believe it when I tell them how in my day, you could get an avocado toast for just $7.

    2:40 PM - 9 Aug 2018
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    212 replies 636 retweets 8,817 likes
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      2. Jim Ho‏ @jhofromcanton Aug 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My kids don’t believe it how back in my day no one knew what avocado toast was.

        2 replies 1 retweet 101 likes
      3. Ozz‏ @wolf_castles Aug 9
        Replying to @jhofromcanton @ConanOBrien

        Whats so hard about a piece of avocado on bread??? Next you’re gonna say no one knew what a grilled cheese was lmao

        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Avocado‏ @AwesomeAvocado Aug 9
        Replying to @wolf_castles @jhofromcanton @ConanOBrien

        It’s like a woman in a fine dress.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      5. Ozz‏ @wolf_castles Aug 9
        Replying to @AwesomeAvocado @jhofromcanton @ConanOBrien

        Yes you are ;)pic.twitter.com/2OepYmYISS

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Rex Miller‏ @JahNestaWailer Aug 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Me, after having avocado toast.pic.twitter.com/57olaHgL2R

        3 replies 2 retweets 55 likes
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      1. Avocados From Mexico‏Verified account @AvosfromMexico Aug 10
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        Can’t put a price on happiness, Conan. 💚

        0 replies 3 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Roddy Lamoureux  🇨🇦‏ @LamoureuxRM Aug 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Jeepers, nowadays, to get the authentic pretentious "feel", you need to spend at least 150$ on organic, non-GMO, hand kneed, artisan, fairy dusted, authentic unicorn horn encrusted French baguette...

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. German Gargicevich‏ @germanicevich Aug 9
        Replying to @LamoureuxRM @ConanOBrien

        In El Salvador (Central America) strays are called "Perro Aguacatero" meaning "Avocado Eating Dog" because Avocado trees are everywhere and the fallen fruit became its main source of food. By extension, a poor or downtrodden person is nicknamed "Perro Aguacatero" also.

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      2. Fredobas‏ @brewingalf Aug 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I dont get why ppl go out to eat and buy avocado toasts, I know they are delicious but thats something anyone can do at home. Its like going out for lunch and getting a ham sandwich for 10 bucks. F that Sh*t if Im going out I'll buy something Im to lazy or to dumb to cook

        3 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Avocado‏ @AwesomeAvocado Aug 9
        Replying to @brewingalf @ConanOBrien

        You can masterbate too but some things are better coming from someone else.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. The bot formerly known as Zach‏ @zxakari Aug 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Back when houses cost like $6 and you could only buy either or.

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Devil's mistress‏ @Schmammered2 Aug 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And vape juice was hand squeezed.

        3 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
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      2. Avocado‏ @AwesomeAvocado Aug 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Apologies. The price went up because of my student loans.

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Practically Hip  🌀‏ @MadameHip Aug 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Jeez, when I was young, we’d have brown sugar on toast, and I thought that was fancy. (And poor, dirt poor).

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      1. Im Just A Dave‏ @imjustadave Aug 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Ya know, you could buy an avocado and a loaf of bread for like $2.75

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