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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Aug 2

    I’m taking comfort from the fact that those plans for making 3-D plastic guns were written by IKEA.

    12:40 PM - 2 Aug 2018
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      2. Aaron Braswell‏ @LornMyklsBitch Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'm uploading plans for a 3-D President. I'm using the Obama schematics.

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      2. Brandy Bryant‏ @ComedyBrandyB Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So let me get this straight. I can't 3D print plastic guns but I can still use my magic cupboard from Indian In The Cupboard to turn plastic guns into real guns right?

        2 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
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      1. Paul Kersey‏ @SynchroBlitz Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Ikea gun to casketpic.twitter.com/fpEM91yBaq

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      1. Alabaster9‏ @Alabaster911 Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Take away all the Allen keys. Problem solved. Your welcome world.

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      1. Marc Jourdain‏ @MysteryObsidian Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        They should make 3-D brain plans for Trump.

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      1. WhenAllElseFails‏ @all_fails Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And the plastic isn't BPA free so they won't be going in any diaper bags...

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      2. The Oracles with James Tyson‏ @JamesTysonPara Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I’ve heard that some sites are now not permitting the download programs for the gun 🤔. So much for the millions I was going to make on my 3D printer bullet proof vests✨

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      1. J-Dogg619‏ @DaRealJDogg619 Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I been tellin ppl 3d printing is the future they got sls which is resin with a uv light they got wood, glass & metal filament its gettin crazy & less expensive

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      2. meow‏ @ThunderKat00 Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Instead of cooking with extra virgin olive oil.. is it ok to substitute with a slutty oil?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Michael  🍋 🍋 🍋‏ @Stryc9Fuego Aug 2
        Replying to @ThunderKat00 @ConanOBrien

        No, because then you end up with baby oil, and that just ruins ANY dish.

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      1. Shane Roth‏ @apexnerd Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ...which explains the umlauts.

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      2. Jillian Pereira‏ @jillsherlok Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Then, with any luck, each one will have at least one critical piece missing. 🙏

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      1. gigglechick‏ @gigglechick Aug 2
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        Do they shoot swedish meatball bullets?

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      1. Alex Krūmiņš  💚 🔥 💨 👀‏ @KruminsAlex Aug 2
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        Hasbro already has the contract for operating manual! 😀

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      1. Rich Winter‏ @The_Riz Aug 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Um, I think you're getting it confused with their Plahstik Gün

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