Blow up dolls do not count as a pool floatie my dear sir.
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They do if there is a lot of them with their arms and legs locked in passionate embrace forming a life raft of love.


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No, that's a life preserver
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I think you have confused it with a life pervertser.
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Who needs friends when you got
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@dezzy806 3 step plan to obtain friends. Step 1: buy these floaties Step 2: build pool Step 3: learn how to prioritize steps in 3 step plan. - 1 more reply
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I volunteer to come over and argue with your new found friends about what ever topic you desire.
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Sounds like a weekend at Bernies. I’m in but should I avoid drinking the Kool-Aid?
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You're going to need a bigger pool, and lots of deck chairs!
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At least you have floatie friends, better then backstabbing friends.
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Great. Now I want pool floaties in the shape of the cast of Friends.
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I'm hanging with Jennifer. Or Joey.
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