“Hello....{searching....searching....} Father.”pic.twitter.com/jqneSE7rEF
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“Hello....{searching....searching....} Father.”pic.twitter.com/jqneSE7rEF
Slap this thing down in front of him at family dinner tonight.pic.twitter.com/DeUSz6nIVR
Ask if hes dating Alexa
If he says yes, give him a hearty, "Attaboy!"
Then ask for an Amazon Prime friends and family discount
If your son wants to keep building robots during the school year, let us know. He’s welcome to join our #stemsquad! 


Hi Conan, congratulations on your son, they are truly amazing (our children), please look at the news about Nicaragua. Our children are being massacred, it’s such a horrific story sounds crazy. Please get informed, you could help us so much w a few words #SOSNicaragua
Ask him to complete the "I'm not a robot" check when submitting something on the internet. That should do it.
Make him identify every picture that has a street sign
You need to have him use @RobotifyLabs in Dublin instead Conan - less chance of getting assimilated!
“Teaching kids to code, bot by bot”
@Lagarde swears by it!pic.twitter.com/XjTd916vfS
Ask him paradoxical questions. If he shoots sparks and shuts down, then you need to compile an angry letter to the camp.
Ask him to book some gig tickets. See what he does with the 'I'm not a robot' tick box.
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