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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jul 26

    When I grill burgers, I take a tip from the restaurant guys and, at the last minute, sprinkle in just a hint of e.coli.

    12:20 PM - 26 Jul 2018
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      2. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn Jul 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Putin does the same thing. When he's making burgers for his opponents, he asks them "Would you like mayonnaise, ketchup or mustard gas?"

        3 replies 6 retweets 36 likes
      3. Sadie Sky‏ @SadieSky27 Jul 26
        Replying to @danieldaviddunn @ConanOBrien

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      1. Wade‏ @WayneBalloon Jul 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If you can't get Gourmet Bavarian e. coli, store bought is fine

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      1. Dawn Masterson‏ @DawnMasterson1 Jul 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Ahhh, chronic diarrhea. THAT'S how you keep your girlish figure.

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      1. Paula‏ @AlaskaPolly Jul 26
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        E.coli adds excitement and suspense to a dull barbecue

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      1. The Dad‏ @thedad Jul 26
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        we like our burgers dangerous

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      1. Snowdancer‏ @rustyloer Jul 26
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        Chef Sal Minella secret ingredient?

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      1. Adam Hebert‏ @atomhebert Jul 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        No need. It’s already in the lettuce

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      1. Buddy Stone‏ @buddystone Jul 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Andy Richter needs his own show.

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      1. One Line Wonderland‏ @Profoundiculous Jul 26
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        Botulicious!

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      1. Sadie Sky‏ @SadieSky27 Jul 26
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      1. joshua mallory‏ @thevikingshadow Jul 26
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      1. Brandon Bliss‏ @SkinnyB86 Jul 26
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        This a ginger thing?

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      1. Jeff Pfeiffer‏ @15172cda7c96459 Jul 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Mm-mm! Now that's good eatin.

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      1. Thia Carrillo‏ @thia_carrillo Jul 26
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        Learning from the best...

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      1. Christian (afromullet)‏ @Christianfinni1 Jul 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Just made me laugh during a shitty day at work

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      1. LaVanna Wright‏ @lavanna8W Jul 27
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      1. Pronounced Nee-Ko‏ @nekothekitty Jul 27
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        Welcome to flavor town...downtown

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      1. Wendy Gardner‏ @wendycgardner Jul 26
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        Secret ingredient!!pic.twitter.com/IMRMwtw2Rk

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