Putin does the same thing. When he's making burgers for his opponents, he asks them "Would you like mayonnaise, ketchup or mustard gas?"
-
-
- End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
If you can't get Gourmet Bavarian e. coli, store bought is fine
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Ahhh, chronic diarrhea. THAT'S how you keep your girlish figure.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
E.coli adds excitement and suspense to a dull barbecue
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
we like our burgers dangerous
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Chef Sal Minella secret ingredient?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
No need. It’s already in the lettuce
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Andy Richter needs his own show.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Botulicious!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
This a ginger thing?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Mm-mm! Now that's good eatin.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Learning from the best...
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Just made me laugh during a shitty day at work
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Welcome to flavor town...downtown
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.