Me too.....pic.twitter.com/GF1aWMLhwY
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I wonder if Superman ever worries about the cancer he has caused with his x-ray vision.
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Same. I am really good at guessing someone's age but only if they are between 5 and 7 years old.
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Your x-ray vision is better than mine. I’ve got 20/40 x-ray vision and I can now only see things through cellophane wrapping paper
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I can fly...but only in short bursts.
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Im a little skeptical, only a little, but still skeptical...
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Omg i got a like from conan,
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Hopefully you can find a book on how to be funny wrapped in very thin tissue paper. Open it. And be more funny
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I did too. I bought some X-ray specs from a magazine as a kid.pic.twitter.com/CZh7EgddvE
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Very thin tissue was my halloween costume. I was a mummy.
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Report: Lisa Page Confirms Trump Is Right, Mueller Probe A Witch Hunt https://www.infowars.com/report-lisa-page-confirms-trump-is-right-mueller-probe-a-witch-hunt/ … via
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Please save People of Earth
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So, handy at Christmastime.

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Mine only works on objects wrapped in saran wrap
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Not spandex?
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I have heat vision, but it only applies to objects contained in a microwave with a timer counting down.
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Omg, me too! I’ve never met anyone else with the same ability as me!
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