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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jul 20

    I have X-ray vision, but it only works on objects wrapped in very thin tissue paper. #ConanCon

    2:25 PM - 20 Jul 2018
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    115 replies 249 retweets 3,757 likes
      1. Richard Honig‏ @RichH42 Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Me too.....pic.twitter.com/GF1aWMLhwY

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      1. Kevin Gregg‏ @KevinPaulGregg Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I wonder if Superman ever worries about the cancer he has caused with his x-ray vision.

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      1. Rosemarie Amelia‏ @RosemarieAmelia Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Same. I am really good at guessing someone's age but only if they are between 5 and 7 years old.

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      1. Albert Duic‏ @albertduic Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Your x-ray vision is better than mine. I’ve got 20/40 x-ray vision and I can now only see things through cellophane wrapping paper

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      1. Brian Weikart‏ @BrianWeikart Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I can fly...but only in short bursts.

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      2. Wilhelm Atticus‏ @MisterWee2 Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Im a little skeptical, only a little, but still skeptical...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Wilhelm Atticus‏ @MisterWee2 Jul 21
        Replying to @MisterWee2 @ConanOBrien

        Omg i got a like from conan, ❤️

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      2. f mack‏ @fmack19 Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Hopefully you can find a book on how to be funny wrapped in very thin tissue paper. Open it. And be more funny

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      2. Dick Builtmore‏ @PeterTrakks Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I did too. I bought some X-ray specs from a magazine as a kid.pic.twitter.com/CZh7EgddvE

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      1. YOU'RE NOT ALONE‏ @ashley_faLLZz Jul 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Very thin tissue was my halloween costume. I was a mummy. @ConanOBrien

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      1. FREEDOM NOW‏ @1776FREEDOMNOW Jul 21
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        Report: Lisa Page Confirms Trump Is Right, Mueller Probe A Witch Hunt https://www.infowars.com/report-lisa-page-confirms-trump-is-right-mueller-probe-a-witch-hunt/ … via @realalexjones

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      1. Jesse‏ @Jesse82615868 Jul 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco

        Please save People of Earth

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      1. Diana  🌜 🏹‏ @mayhall_diana Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So, handy at Christmastime. 👍👍

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      1. Elvira 253‏ @elvisdenise Jul 20
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        pic.twitter.com/fKii8Uf5Gw

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      1. Bernadette Bohannon‏ @BernadetteBoha4 Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Mine only works on objects wrapped in saran wrap

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      1. yeremi‏ @jsparker639 Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Not spandex?

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      1. Taylor MacDonald‏ @tmacjensen Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I have heat vision, but it only applies to objects contained in a microwave with a timer counting down.

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      1. Bella (Jane)‏ @therealjane_g Jul 20
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Omg, me too! I’ve never met anyone else with the same ability as me!

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