I knew I was dead meat when my dad would stutter through the names of my siblings before pointing at me going, "You! Blond kid".
-
-
-
My grandma would stumble through all my cousins’ names before she finally landed on Becky. It was hilarious to see her get so riled up!
-
My mom doesn't even drink and she stumbles through all my cousins names before I notice she's talking to me. Never makes it to mine

End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
You need new writers
-
Shush
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
You always knew when all 3 of your names got uses, the feces was about to impact the rotary oscillator. (Even worse, I'm a 2nd, so if that got tagged on as well, then my posterior was about to sense a relative rise in temperature & discomfort).


-
You have a fabulous way with words

-
Why thank you, I pride myself on my vocabulary & eloquence. ....



-
I stand confused English please
-
Nigga say he mom use his slave name like a judge at sentencing, but she be dropping the junior like them old skool wizards
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
I thought your middle name was "The Barbarian".
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
FYI
@ConanOBrien - If@DavidHasselhoff &@PatrickSwayze09 had a baby, it would look like@JustMartindale. ( I'm here all week ) V
@BrodyismeFriend@TiffanyHaddish@brucelee@bobbyleelive@FoxNews@TheComedyStore@TheLaughFactory@RomaniaWow – at King Baby StudioThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
yes my brother and i have three first names that directly map to "threat levels" ie first name!: think fast, first+second name: oh crap, all three names: HIDE
- 1 more reply
New conversation -
-
-
i named my horse conan christopher obrien after you so
-
If you have a donkey you should totally name it Andy. No offense to Andy.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
My parents never used my full name when i got in trouble, then again the worst thing i ever did was draw on the underside of a table
-
I did that to my husband. He didn't see it until he refinished the desk. He yelled at the kids. They still don't get it.
#badmom -
u is funny
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.