Maybe My Dad would respond back to My messages then.
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Aww. I know it's made up but that still hurts a little
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When she tells you “daddy i won the lottery” and you realize she doesnt need a sugar daddy anymorepic.twitter.com/4GGrKnwZkg
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I'm pretty sure your kid did win the lottery.
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That's why I force them to play sports. Better odds
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Daddy...your long lost son has won the lottery...well $2...soooo I need 2B added to your will...XO


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@AndyHunter1972 would be helpfulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I’d even be happy with a “Tez, I’ve won the lottery”. Don’t really care who’s telling me, as long as they pay my mortgage off.
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Better than, "Daddy, I'm a little bit pregnant."
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Daddy, did you win the lottery? All is forgiven, come home
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"...I'M DATING A RAPPER"!!!
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Yeah but they’re all a bunch of fart sniff sniff ‘)...
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@_Mermaid_TM I think you need to get on this so I can hear those precious words...lolololThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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