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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jul 12

    Every father wants to hear those precious words: "Daddy, I won the lottery."

    12:25 PM - 12 Jul 2018
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    150 replies 1,481 retweets 16,680 likes
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      2. Jesus Christ‏ @SonOfGodAndMan Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Maybe My Dad would respond back to My messages then.

        5 replies 2 retweets 87 likes
      3. Skip Donahue‏ @skipnotsteve Jul 12
        Replying to @SonOfGodAndMan @ConanOBrien

        Aww. I know it's made up but that still hurts a little

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Nicholas‏ @nickcampbell42 Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Meanwhile...pic.twitter.com/FxZJKUJOZl

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      2. Eric Do‏ @derekleeketchum Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Comedic timing is everything!pic.twitter.com/VKAOdSifsA

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      1. Wilhelm Atticus‏ @MisterWee2 Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        When she tells you “daddy i won the lottery” and you realize she doesnt need a sugar daddy anymorepic.twitter.com/4GGrKnwZkg

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And here’s a million dollarspic.twitter.com/FSsKSfqpWm

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      1. One Line Wonderland‏ @Profoundiculous Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'm pretty sure your kid did win the lottery.

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      1. Michael Andersen‏ @GuyInSocks Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's why I force them to play sports. Better odds

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      1. john samuels‏ @hamdogzilla23 Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Daddy...your long lost son has won the lottery...well $2...soooo I need 2B added to your will...XO😎🇺🇸✈️

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      1. Joseph Arias‏ @JosephBola11 Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Lol

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      1. Megan Hunter‏ @Megz_Hunter98 Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @AndyHunter1972 would be helpful

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      1. The Pretender Dj‏ @pretender_dj Jul 12
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        Lol

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      1. Terry Emma Clements‏ @ClementsTerry Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I’d even be happy with a “Tez, I’ve won the lottery”. Don’t really care who’s telling me, as long as they pay my mortgage off.

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      1. stevenjb1‏ @stevenjbernard Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Better than, "Daddy, I'm a little bit pregnant."

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      1. Pumousky‏ @pumousky Jul 12
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        pic.twitter.com/FsZOsz8gh6

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      1. Robert‏ @Draomin Jul 12
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        Daddy, did you win the lottery? All is forgiven, come home

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      1. @ericthecritic‏ @ericthecritic Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "...I'M DATING A RAPPER"!!!

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      1. Jason Burak‏ @JasonBurak5 Jul 13
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Yeah but they’re all a bunch of fart sniff sniff ‘)...

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      1. DeWayne Woods‏Verified account @dwoodyd Jul 13
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @_Mermaid_TM I think you need to get on this so I can hear those precious words...lololol

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