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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jul 11

    Decades ago, James Brown tried to warn of our jobs being taken by sex machines, but would we listen?

    10:50 AM - 11 Jul 2018
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      2. Ronald Funches‏Verified account @RonFunches Jul 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        👌🏿

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      3. blesko‏ @blesko Jul 11
        Replying to @RonFunches @ConanOBrien

        I've heard that they have recruited Bruce WIllispic.twitter.com/53aJeeHdWH

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Jesse‏ @Jesse82615868 Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Please save People of Earth

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      1. john molesky‏ @commodus13 Jul 11
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      1. thehoch‏ @hochalicious Jul 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        And to his credit he also said to get up off that floor and dance. A man ahead of his time.

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      1. Mark Booker‏ @bookermarker Jul 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        No one seems to be on the scene, either. A lazy lot, this generation.

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      2. Elvira 253‏ @elvisdenise Jul 12
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      3. Dewayne Steele‏ @dewayne_steele Jul 12
        Replying to @elvisdenise @ConanOBrien

        OUCH !!pic.twitter.com/tQqG8TWteW

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      4. Elvira 253‏ @elvisdenise Jul 12
        Replying to @dewayne_steele @ConanOBrien

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      1. Lestro‏ @MoreOrLestro Jul 11
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        my god you’re right! ‘get on up! stay on the scene!’ is a call to action!pic.twitter.com/hdauFUMYTS

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      1. Fred Mertz vom Jupiter‏ @ZombieNormal Jul 11
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        He also said to use what you got to get just what you want HOT PANTS

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      1. Debby Baker‏ @mamabakes3 Jul 11
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        pretty sure he is talking to his unit.

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      1. Tommy Cross‏ @JollyReprobate Jul 11
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        They say "If you can't beat them, join them." That's when I became a sex machine, though I've been without batteries for a few years now.

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      1. Andy Dickinson‏ @digidickinson Jul 11
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        To be fair it was more like a call to arms. ‘get up like a sex machine’. Implored Brown. Rise up, get on the scene.

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      1. Sean L‏ @Rubble70 Jul 11
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        hah WOOOWW,Can't hep Me naow WOOOOHooooo *Dance move here*

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      1. Jacqueline Thompson‏ @ThatsJacqueline Jul 11
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        Then do your jobs 😂

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      1. Dave Boo‏ @djfly1212 Jul 12
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        Good god, y’all!

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      1. WorldsOldestMillennial‏ @OldPdxMillenial Jul 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You could never be replaced. Unless they figure out how to make raggity Andy into a vibrator.

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