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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jul 7

    Musicologists now believe Beethoven wasn’t really deaf, he just pretended to be to avoid hearing Schubert’s boring stories about his fraternity pranks.

    2:05 PM - 7 Jul 2018
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    • booring, benign, and not aesthetically challenging Emily Kuhlman Lidl Vedran Volarić Patsy Hailey Yar O'slavna Александр Воробьёв ⚡️RIO⚡️ Raz
    162 replies 1,101 retweets 10,762 likes
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      2. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Shubert always told these stories when he was drunk on a Fifth of Beethoven

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      1. John Hefter‏ @JohnHefter Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Rumor has it, Schubert created the 3 story beer bong. He was also invented the pink polo shirt, Bob Marley dorm room posters, popped collars, thirsty Thursdays, and the bands OAR & Dave Matthews.

        0 replies 2 retweets 36 likes
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      1. AchtungZBoom‏ @AchtungZBoom Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Damn it.... I suggested the same thing 20 years ago in a paper while in high school. Teacher gave me an F. Conan... do I have your permission to use your tweet to argue a better grade 2 decades later? I will take a non reply as a yes.

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      1. almost Dr Imani Mosley, ABD, MA x 2, MM x 2, BMus‏ @imanimosley Jul 7
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        almost Dr Imani Mosley, ABD, MA x 2, MM x 2, BMus Retweeted Conan O'Brien

        umm did @ConanOBrien just make a joke about Beethoven, Schubert, & musicologists? also I would 100% believe this to be truehttps://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/1015703287230812165 …

        almost Dr Imani Mosley, ABD, MA x 2, MM x 2, BMus added,

        Conan O'BrienVerified account @ConanOBrien
        Musicologists now believe Beethoven wasn’t really deaf, he just pretended to be to avoid hearing Schubert’s boring stories about his fraternity pranks.
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      1. John Thornton‏ @JohnT15 Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "And by the time I was finished, I had tuned Every 3rd note down a complete hemidemisemiquaver!" "Shut the fuck up" "And I said your libretto is forgotto!" "LALALA I can't hear you!" "... and his scherzo was schizo!" "..." "Beethoven? Did you hear me? ... Ludwig? LUDWIG!"

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      2. Scott Fitzgibbon‏ @gsfitzgi Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I never thought @ConanOBrien would make a joke specifically intended for college level music majors. #istandcorrected

        1 reply 2 retweets 11 likes
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      2. SPIES&VESPERS‏ @SpiesVespers Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I've heard that Wagner's music is much better than it sounds.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Peter Girthwell‏ @Schooch80 Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Hey what happened to your Paradise Haiti? Why aren't you there living it up since its so lovely?

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      1. erin‏ @erinsbrainsays Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Trying to imagine what it must be like for people to like my tweets even when the joke goes over their heads. This is now a status I wish to attain.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. One Line Wonderland‏ @Profoundiculous Jul 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Kanye is deaf, but should be mute.

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      2. Stand For Something Even If You're Sitting Down‏ @StaybulJeenyuss Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I feel like if I were smarter, this joke would be hilarious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Amazing Wanderer‏ @SdBof Jul 7
        Replying to @StaybulJeenyuss @ConanOBrien

        Somehow it was still funny for us idiots. That takes talent.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Stand For Something Even If You're Sitting Down‏ @StaybulJeenyuss Jul 7
        Replying to @SdBof @ConanOBrien

        No doubt.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Yuck‏Verified account @Yuckband Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Someone give that writer a raise

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      1. Phyllis W. Deering‏ @phyll_indablank Jul 7
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        👏👏👏Gotta give it up😂😂😂I'm an out & proud nerd who isn't ashamed to reply how 🎼F# in' (non-nerds, that one will fall Flat on y'all) funny that is...🎶😂

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