Shubert always told these stories when he was drunk on a Fifth of Beethoven
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Rumor has it, Schubert created the 3 story beer bong. He was also invented the pink polo shirt, Bob Marley dorm room posters, popped collars, thirsty Thursdays, and the bands OAR & Dave Matthews.
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Damn it.... I suggested the same thing 20 years ago in a paper while in high school. Teacher gave me an F. Conan... do I have your permission to use your tweet to argue a better grade 2 decades later? I will take a non reply as a yes.
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umm did
@ConanOBrien just make a joke about Beethoven, Schubert, & musicologists? also I would 100% believe this to be truehttps://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/1015703287230812165 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"And by the time I was finished, I had tuned Every 3rd note down a complete hemidemisemiquaver!" "Shut the fuck up" "And I said your libretto is forgotto!" "LALALA I can't hear you!" "... and his scherzo was schizo!" "..." "Beethoven? Did you hear me? ... Ludwig? LUDWIG!"
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I never thought
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I've heard that Wagner's music is much better than it sounds.
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Hey what happened to your Paradise Haiti? Why aren't you there living it up since its so lovely?
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Trying to imagine what it must be like for people to like my tweets even when the joke goes over their heads. This is now a status I wish to attain.
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Kanye is deaf, but should be mute.
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I feel like if I were smarter, this joke would be hilarious.
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Somehow it was still funny for us idiots. That takes talent.
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Someone give that writer a raise
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Gotta give it up

I'm an out & proud nerd who isn't ashamed to reply how
F# in' (non-nerds, that one will fall Flat on y'all) funny that is...
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