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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jul 2

    About to peel an orange. AMA

    12:55 PM - 2 Jul 2018
    • 208 Retweets
    • 4,089 Likes
    • Riley Hershel Dominik Lampel Caroline Andy Waters Anna SassyWench Jim Bihari Johann Webber __A.N.X.X.L__
    499 replies 208 retweets 4,089 likes
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      2. Sean O' Donovan‏ @henriksen1 Jul 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Can you see Scooby Doo in my beer glass?pic.twitter.com/SV3WfkUONE

        11 replies 20 retweets 292 likes
      3. Terje Jøsang‏ @tjosang Jul 2
        Replying to @henriksen1 @ConanOBrien

        You must have been in a very dark place to have discovered that… 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. Ratthew‏ @Ma_Ja_La Jul 2
        Replying to @tjosang @henriksen1 @ConanOBrien

        Yeah, it’s called Reddit

        1 reply 0 retweets 66 likes
      5. blaker the baker‏ @pearljello Jul 2
        Replying to @Ma_Ja_La @henriksen1 @ConanOBrien

        Nobody would even dare to disagree

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Jesus Christ‏ @SonOfGodAndMan Jul 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Why is that your euphemism for masturbating?

        3 replies 1 retweet 96 likes
      3. Bullsh*t Czar  🇺🇸‏ @TwoWheelJeep Jul 2
        Replying to @SonOfGodAndMan @ConanOBrien

        Well done. Well done.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. TheNotoriousBTB‏ @TheNotoriousBTB Jul 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Why is orange juice yellow?

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Dex Dew‏ @Dex_The_Dew Jul 2
        Replying to @TheNotoriousBTB @ConanOBrien

        Because the fruit it came from is an orange. Nobody would call grape juice purple juice or apple juice red juice even tho it come out piss colored. That’s the question you need to ask, why is it pissed colored?

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Matt Roberts‏ @MattRoberts29 Jul 2
        Replying to @Dex_The_Dew @TheNotoriousBTB @ConanOBrien

        LOL

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Spidey-Gram‏ @NerdMonkey42 Jul 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/zwYqZONUzH

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Kelley Hubler‏ @KellHubler Jul 2
        Replying to @NerdMonkey42 @ConanOBrien

        Isn’t that technically peeling ginger?

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Spidey-Gram‏ @NerdMonkey42 Jul 2
        Replying to @KellHubler @ConanOBrien

        Point taken, but I couldn't find any video of Trump getting a mud mask. 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Ben List‏ @benhlist Jul 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Is there a better way?pic.twitter.com/wvmM6dMOD2

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. tisyaboity‏ @tisyaboity Jul 2
        Replying to @benhlist @ConanOBrien

        Yes, glad you asked! Hello everybody, I'm Troy McClure, star of such films as "P is for Psycho" and "The president's neck is missing". Conventional Juice making methods are history, thanks to the Juice Loosener by Dr. Nick Riviera.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 2018‏ @Chris_Sagal Jul 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        how come you've resorted to cannibalism?

        0 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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      2. Christopher Van Sant‏ @iamzip Jul 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Mueller will be doing that soon enough

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Libby Holden‏ @granmail5 Jul 2
        Replying to @iamzip @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/FR5Qnn1MMi

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      2. IAmStaka‏ @IAmStaka Jul 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Can I safely look at a picture of the sun? Will it hurt my eyes?

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
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