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You must have been in a very dark place to have discovered that… 
Yeah, it’s called Reddit
Nobody would even dare to disagree
Why is that your euphemism for masturbating?
Well done. Well done.
Why is orange juice yellow?
Because the fruit it came from is an orange. Nobody would call grape juice purple juice or apple juice red juice even tho it come out piss colored. That’s the question you need to ask, why is it pissed colored?
Isn’t that technically peeling ginger?
Point taken, but I couldn't find any video of Trump getting a mud mask. 
Yes, glad you asked! Hello everybody, I'm Troy McClure, star of such films as "P is for Psycho" and "The president's neck is missing". Conventional Juice making methods are history, thanks to the Juice Loosener by Dr. Nick Riviera.
how come you've resorted to cannibalism?
Mueller will be doing that soon enough
Can I safely look at a picture of the sun? Will it hurt my eyes?
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