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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jun 30

    I’d like it to be on the record that I was making “Paul Rudd’s penis is ant-sized” jokes LONG before he ever played Ant-Man.

    1:50 PM - 30 Jun 2018
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      2. Diedrich Bader‏Verified account @bader_diedrich Jun 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        As i remember you mentioned it when we first met. Not as a joke but more as a point of interest

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      2. Scott Wampler™‏Verified account @ScottWamplerBMD Jun 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @TheTrueBrendanF

        Is the dick proportional to the size of an ant's dick or is the dick itself the size of an ant? Keeping records here and this is important.

        2 replies 0 retweets 44 likes
      3. Greg MacLennan‏ @themaclennan Jun 30
        Replying to @ScottWamplerBMD @ConanOBrien @TheTrueBrendanF

        Better question is can it lift 50 times it's own weight?

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Matt Dayman‏ @mattdayman86 Jun 30
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      1. Smokin' Jay‏ @JasonCasbon Jun 30
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      2. newman centipede‏ @KokoBWoke Jun 30
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      2. Jay Rodman‏ @jayrants_rambls Jun 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Which has gone on longer the ant jokes or the Mac and me prankspic.twitter.com/QpyrQQi6kq

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      3. Sarah‏ @historybuff07 Jun 30
        Replying to @jayrants_rambls @ConanOBrien

        Came here to post this!

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      1. Prajwal Rao Bolar‏ @bprajwal1 Jun 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Legend !pic.twitter.com/650ohG2WJE

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      1. ¡ZachWabason! ^S^‏ @ZWabason Jun 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Paul Rudd is a grower not a shower.

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      1. Hilary Ghostein‏ @hilgoldstein Jun 30
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        Careful, his dick has the proportional strength of an ant

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      1. Elvira 253‏ @elvisdenise Jun 30
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      1. Cobra Commander‏ @_CobraCommander Jun 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Are you saying it's the size of an ant or that it can carry 25 times its own weight.... with the laaadieees... 😎

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      1. Steve Green‏ @EstiviG Jun 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Yea, but he’s a black ant.

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      1. tracy weiss‏ @tracyweiss123 Jun 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Yeah, but it’s huuuuuggggeeeee for an ant, so imagine it man size. 😜🍆

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