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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jun 26

    Don’t mean to brag, but my latest colonoscopy is getting 97% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    11:50 AM - 26 Jun 2018
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      2. Rotten Tomatoes‏Verified account @RottenTomatoes Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Critics Consensus: #ConansColonoscopy is a thrilling ride that will leave viewers clenched in their seats, and a powerful testament of Smell-o-Vision technology. #ConansColonoscopy is #CertifiedFresh at 97% on the #Tomatometerpic.twitter.com/l48uevH5C5

        Conan O'Brien
        7 replies 38 retweets 352 likes
      3. Solomon Strader‏ @Spitfireshark88 Jun 26
        Replying to @RottenTomatoes @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/svV0MAQ6zy

        0 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
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      1. Chase Gassaway‏ @chasegassaway Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        #conanoscopy

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      2. He Hate Me‏ @eggballs518 Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I give it 2 thumbs up

        1 reply 0 retweets 30 likes
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      2. Rudy‏ @rudyjuly2 Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did you name it "The Last Jedi?"pic.twitter.com/VRkqHrRIHt

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Michael‏ @mike24forever Jun 26
        Replying to @rudyjuly2 @ConanOBrien

        Hey, I LOVED The Last Jedi. It’s up there with Empire Strikes Back.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rudy‏ @rudyjuly2 Jun 26
        Replying to @mike24forever @ConanOBrien

        No chance! Movie was pointless outside of Luke, Kylo and Rey scenes 😀

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Jesus Christ‏ @SonOfGodAndMan Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Your butthole is always certified fresh with Me, big guy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Jared‏ @Wpark83 Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        No no, Conan, your colonoscopy was made UP of 97% rotten tomatoes. A bit of confusion there.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. just this guy y'know‏ @ManButNoPlan Jun 26
        Replying to @Wpark83 @ConanOBrien

        Came here to make this exact joke. Curse you twitter, you are too fast for this 3G connection. Also quite possibly my synapses.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Gregory X Flynn‏ @Flynnteractive Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Must be all the twists and turns!

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Andrew Sheldon‏ @AnxietyBurrito Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Maybe try eating fresh tomatoes?

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      1. Ashlee9M 💐‏ @Ashlee9 Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It gets kind of crappy in the middle but the ending gets brighter. 🤷‍♀️

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      1. Fool Can't Get Fooled Again‏ @cantgetfooled Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Stop dodging the issue and tell us what the other 3% is.

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      1. Deuteronomy Jones‏ @Ol_Deuter Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I thought it was a bit of a stinker

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      2. mswanson3000‏ @mswanson3000 Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My latest colonoscopy WAS 97% rotten tomatoes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Marc Hermann‏ @marchermann Jun 27
        Replying to @mswanson3000 @ConanOBrien

        Outfunnying Conan. Well done.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. mswanson3000‏ @mswanson3000 Jun 27
        Replying to @marchermann @ConanOBrien

        That reminds me... I'm late for my next colonoscopy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. All Flockbinkers Are Treadknicious‏ @Treadknicious Jun 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did you mean to say that your latest colonoscopy has REVEALED 97% rotten tomatoes?

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