The problem wasn’t the line, it was that you cupped your hands while saying it...
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I'm sure it'll go down well at a retirement home
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Mine was "I think we have the same cousins"
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It beats the hell out of "Happy birthday, Grandma!"
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“Are wearing reflective underwear?” “No why” “Cause I can see myself in ur pants tonite” True story happened to me quite a bit in the 90’s
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Lucky you!
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You’re convincing
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Pro tip: The chicks tend to swoon upon hearing that my doctor has praised my bile duct as being "unusually efficient." You can use that one. I won't mind.
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Dont feel to bad. Not to long ago I had an interview ( I'm almost 30, there were a lot of younger ppl there. Sue me I was intimidated ) I was asked if I had any special skills. I panicked and said: yeah bladder control.
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Since when?
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DEPENDS on who is asking :)
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You finally let it go. Proud of you, man.
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Really? I figured it would be "i catch fire in direct sunlight"
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Why do I follow you
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If that pickup line didn't work, I don't know which one would.
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