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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jun 12

    After I retire, I want to move to Vermont and confuse visitors by opening a “Bed OR Breakfast.”

    10:45 AM - 12 Jun 2018
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      2. J.P. McDade‏ @jp_mcdade Jun 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        GUEST: Thank you, the room is beautiful. We were just wondering, what time is breakfast tomorrow? CONAN: *snaps pencil*

        1 reply 0 retweets 130 likes
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      1. sterling dotson‏ @DotsonSterling Jun 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        *me munching on bacon and waffles with bags under my eyes from sleeping on the floor* "I chose wisely"

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      2. Jake Steinerman #LEAPcon  😎  🚀‏ @jsteinerman Jun 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Or a Chair, Lunch, Dinner. Right across the street from the bed and breakfast. "Come on over, at about 1. But you have to leave by 11, because you're not sleeping in the fucking chair." #mitchhedberg

        2 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
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      1.  🌙 💙김⚘종형 💎 👌Poet | Artist of my life‏ @ClairdeLune_89 Jun 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Open a bath or body works

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      2. 𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕙‏ @TheArmoryBand Jun 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        What about a bed OF breakfast? Ipic.twitter.com/kSAuhOWaC0

        3 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. depressed and anti social  ✌ 😔‏ @blediismyname Jun 13
        Replying to @TheArmoryBand @ConanOBrien

        What did you type for this gif?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. 𝕁𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕙‏ @TheArmoryBand Jun 13
        Replying to @blediismyname @ConanOBrien

        Jim Carrey

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      2. Jake Wimberley‏ @wimberley_jake Jun 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/gclyUt5dPF

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Allison “I bullied Melania” Pons‏ @allison_pons Jun 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        No, you’re serving burgers exclusively now.

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      2. Unabashedly oversharing.‏ @DudeAbide1 Jun 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        As long as it's half the rate, I'm in! Who eats bed anymore anyway?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Richard McNally‏ @rameribe Jun 12
        Replying to @DudeAbide1 @ConanOBrien

        B-b-b-b-but if the b-b-bed is made outa hotdogs, they g-g-gonna get c-cheated outa h-h-h-h-h-h-hog heaven, ain’t they?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ken Porter‏ @KensAudioBoston Jun 13
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        For those visitors who want to book a 6-day, 3-night vacation...

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      2. Miles Broncos Mascot‏Verified account @5280Miles Jun 12
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I've just contacted my lawyers to set up your soon to be competition. Bed of Breakfast. A close 2nd was Bed in Breakfast

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Beth Fournier‏ @fournier_beth Jun 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Would breakfast in bed cost double?

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      1. Lee Torian‏ @Leetorian Jun 14
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Isn’t that what you ask yourself, when you wake up with only 10 minutes before the complimentary breakfast bar closes?

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      1. THISLANDIA‏ @THISLANDIA Jun 13
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Good idea. Here's some name Ideas to Help: -The BaconPillow Inn -The Cottages at Conan -Bedbugs & Biscuits -Conan's Cozy Corners -Bed or Fed -PillowCake Hotel -The Inn or Out -OrangeTop Inn -The Inn at Bad Joke Lane -Sleepy Waffle Inn -Better Late Than Never

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