Loneley and full of opiates?
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You beat me to it
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*one slice of carrot cake
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I'm out of my 20s but I'm still there. What do?
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Go to Harvard, then get signed as I writer on The Simpsons.
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I can spell Harvard and I have watched the Simpsons. That will have to do.
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It will! Believe!
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Whereas now you’re the carrot cake, everyone wants a slice ;)
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Those cake pops get all the babes...
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Mine was more like the single hot dog rolling on the rack at the 7 Eleven
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Those weren't poppy seeds...
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Full of unprocessed drugs and stuck under glass?
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you're far more dry now.
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Somebody saved the best for last.
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