Take Jordan Schlansky with u 

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Would you *really* want to see a movie with Jordan though???
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Have fun listening to the history of popcorn in America!
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Conan, don’t.
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@peter_symonds your terrible pun is in good company at leastThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh god, my husband made this joke yesterday and I made him apologize.
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NEVER!
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Go sit down, time-out isn’t over yet.
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No joke. One of the coolest things I ever did when I moved to NYC was went to watch independence day alone on the theater in times square. Lol.
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I just knew you would tag us in this
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