Conan O'BrienVerified account

@ConanOBrien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

Los Angeles
Joined February 2010

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  1. Retweeted
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    Ok & ! Here's your Whiteness Assignment for today: should be turning 27 today. NO CHARGES have been filed against the police who shot her 8 times in her own home. Actions below! RT & amplify!

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  2. Jun 4

    Today I talked to my good friend about his experience as a Black man in America.

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  3. Jun 3

    I had a great conversation with about showing your work.

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  7. May 29

    God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”

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  8. May 28

    This is my Commencement Speech to the Harvard Class of 2020. Unlike college, it's short and free.

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  9. May 28

    Cats can’t spread COVID but trust me, those assholes will figure out a way.

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  10. May 27

    President Trump just demanded to see Twitter’s birth certificate.

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  11. May 26

    My kids have started saying "Leave Meeting" when they want me to stop talking.

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  12. May 25

    Hear Russell Brand () and I argue about whether "clear broth" or "synthetic saliva" is the best metaphor for fame.

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  13. May 24

    . is one of my favorite comics, and his hilarious new show "Robbie" is worth checking out between naps.

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  14. May 24

    So, that’s what it’s like to wax the mold off an old potato. What'd everyone else get up to today?

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  15. May 23

    Today, I overslept and completely missed my 2nd nap.

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  16. May 22

    If there is a scandal involving Christina Applegate, what would they call it?

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  17. May 20

    I do believe that President Trump has been taking hydroxychloroquine. Since childhood.

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  18. May 19

    Troubling thought: What if these are the good old days?

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  19. May 18

    I booked on my podcast to ask him why he’s never cast me in any of his movies. Hear his chilling answer!

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  20. May 17

    What I Googled in January: "Who directed 'Ford v Ferrari?'" What I Googled in May: "Can Murder Wasps get Coronavirus?"

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