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My mom worries about me. He/him

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    Conal Pierse‏ @ConalPierse Jan 12
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    You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉ ᵍᵒ G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.

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      2. PoderFW‏ @saintcatherine Jan 12
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        Replying to @ConalPierse @SteveMissionary

        Never funny to use the Lord's name in vain. Never.

        165 replies 14 retweets 159 likes
      3. Zikolvines 🕗‏ @zikolvines Jan 12
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        Replying to @saintcatherine @ConalPierse @SteveMissionary

        jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry

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      2. Damion Schubert, Dark Warlord of Game Design‏ @ZenOfDesign Jan 12
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        Replying to @ConalPierse

        I posted this in Facebook and apparently my friends are nerdy enough to try to solve the riddle based on this information

        2 replies 2 retweets 276 likes
      3. Nick‏ @nmykita Jan 12
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        Replying to @ZenOfDesign @ConalPierse

        I've known the answer ever since I saw it in Doctor Who.

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      2.  🦨 Ren Leaf  🦨‏ @SknqNine Jan 13
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        Replying to @ConalPierse

        me: "Uh...can I get that riddle?" G1: "Of course. If I have lunch left over in the fridge, and SOMEONE not naming names throws it out-" G2: "FOR FUCKS SAKE, I thought it was OLD, Daniel! Like the carbonara, which CERTAINLY didn't have mushrooms when it was COOKED" me: .___.;;;

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      3.  🔞Sleepy Maria‏ @valkyrie_maria Jan 14
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        Replying to @SknqNine

        “Didn’t have mushrooms when it was cooked” imma steal that for personal use 🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Tomboktu‏ @Tomboktu Jan 12
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        Replying to @ConalPierse @christianp

        From the Humour in Uniform column in the Reader's Digest, back in the day: Male Sentry at WAAF base, just before curfew: Halt! Who goes there? WAAF Aircraftwoman: If you think I'm going to say 'friend' after what you tried last night, you've got another thing coming.

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      2. Jeb Wrench Winter Pun‏ @JEBWrench Jan 12
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        Wait so then G2 didn't apologize no wonder Daniel is still upset poor guy I'm gonna ask Daniel to get some lattes

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