Make sure it's in the form of a day long thread, which culminates in you accusing a random stranger of being the real cookie monster
Okay, I’ll begin laying out some information concerning proof that Ernie wasn't with Bert, but was actually fucking Cookie Monster.
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If you notice Cookie Monster's house in relation to Bert..pic.twitter.com/w1O7oWE0gm
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There was a trail of crumbs leading up the U-shaped staircase to Ernie's bedroom.
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I’m on a flight from Sydney to Melbourne and this made me spit coffee on my tray table
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Just think of the poor Zillow bot that's going to become utterly convinced that's the hottest house in the world as roughly 30,000 people suddenly clicked that link.
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THIS IS WHY DATA GOVERNANCE IS SO IMPORTANT PEOPLE!
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