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A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
5 retweets 7 favoritesHey girl, are you NYPD? Because you take my breath away
1 retweet 2 favoritesThat's your boy T Brady
@ComfortablySmug Every time I hear Blank Space all I can think is "sick burn" when she calls the guy 'new money.' Figured you'd appreciate.
What I look for in a relationship is passion, shared interests, and mutually assured destruction.
2 retweets 10 favoritesRT @AnneMortier1: "Hey, sugar, you got a match?" RT @antoinelevan RT @FotosCoches:
Lauren Bacall
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cc @KondorKawKaw
Listening to a Democrat try to discuss foreign policy is similar to asking a toddler to explain the logistics of Santa's Christmas delivery
5 favoritesThat's the problem with liberals, they just can't govern. Their ideas sound great when theyre smoking pot listening to jam bands, but its BS
2 retweets 5 favoritesTop Taliban commander reportedly released by US and handed over to #Pakistan. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-30368500 … #homeland pic.twitter.com/MxKZtJJQlK
US could have early on pushed out Assad, but Obama's red lines bluff was called. Now Syria/Iraq are global playground for terrorists.
2 favoritesThe court was wrong! RT @michikokakutani: Joyce's "Ulysses" ruled not obscene, Dec. 6, 1933.
Pub history: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/24/books/review/the-most-dangerous-book-about-joyces-ulysses.html …
#FoodChimera RT @mashable: Sriracha beer — yay or nay? http://on.mash.to/1G0BHnC pic.twitter.com/7SQhTYOlE5 cc @TheStalwart
Pic RT @ajjaffe: Landrieu takes a veiled jab at DSCC, thanks "the Louisiana Democratic Party that never left our side pic.twitter.com/M8lJUVq0aH
RNC headquarters right about meow cc @Alyssafarah https://vine.co/v/OiwHqEw5uMj
It will drink your soul if you fall asleep tonight RT @silviakillings: Katie Heaney knows how to party https://vine.co/v/OrKx5IOh9mT
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RT @TomahawkHac: "Y'all, we found Carmen San Diego" - @RealMichaelW pic.twitter.com/PFcoS4cIyj
While it has been an incredible cycle, pour one out for the soldiers that we lost. Shout out @EricCantor, Young Guns legacy lives on.
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