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Tickets all booked for 26th November
A great line up
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This video almost made me die. Choking with laughter eating a sandwich. FYI if you can't understand Jamaican patois there is no point watching
This is so scary almost worse than the Pier's attacks... How low can they go? How is this journalism?
#MeghanMarkIe
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The amount if times people refer to basic decency and humanity as virtue signalling is ridiculous. Just because you don't care it doesn't mean others don't. Why is it so hard to believe that people genuinely care about others? Grow a heart.
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All all a sudden wiping, typing, buckling and rolling are struggle. Why did I do this?
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So happy this book FINALLY made it to London. The perfect book to read getting pampered by this hilarious and inspiring queen
This poor woman that has to do it though. It's been a while...
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The Crown is now Live on Netflix, and king Charles & Camilla were pelted with eggs Today.
See when the message you are sending to people through the press that they should boo certain members of your Family or throw them off a balcony, then it's open season for you 
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You are a queen. What a brilliant debate. I aspire to be what you were in this debate. Werk!
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Today is "TRY me I am ready for jail" day.
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Some days I wish I was a lesbian.
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I love my job but everytime I gig i anticipate a delay of 1-3 hours. I travel all over this planet and I can't think of anywhere more expensive to travel. This is WILD. DO NOT KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. This is ROBBERY.
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Happy 72nd birthday to Dr. Alexa Canady. She became the first black woman to become a neurosurgeon in 1981. She also co-invented a device to treat fluid buildup in the brain.
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When Internet ads READ you. I was NOT READY. 😑
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Calling someone a liar BEFORE you have read their book tells me everything I need to know.
#SparebyPrinceHarry
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I just typed "Elon musk twitter " into the YouTube search and all the site could say was "Giiiirrrllll...
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I have never been with a guy who will dance with me. I will never let that happen again.
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I have been a bit down and Tik Tok sketches are keeping me laughing. Any recommendations?
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I am lucky I had a landlord who asked me if money was going to be an issue during the pandemic because she has empathy and humanity. Its probably also the reason I will never move because I know that is RARE in a landlord. I bet every last one of these ppl are Tories.
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"Get more money in and get a different job."
We asked landlords how people can survive the cost of living crisis. This is their advice.
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I do not understand social media.
Tik Tok- lowest followers but better viewing figures.
Instagram- 10x more than Tik Tok but lower engagement.
Twitter-Crickets all day except once.
Facebook- best following (not by much) but HUGE engagement with the right topic.
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Can you imagine a work day where you are suppose to meet with this ICONIC hat and it's the ONE time she is off in 15 years? I am FEELING for right now.
#DragRaceUK
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"Stop bringing your bucket to an empty well."
I needed to hear that today.
Mash potato balls with peppers, cheese bacon and seasoning breaded and fried and square meal after a weekend away.
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To right wing people who have never seen me perform and say I am not funny. I make jokes ABOUT you not for you.
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Spend your pay-day weekend with us at The Glee Club, laughing at some superbly funny comedy 🤣
From tonight we will be graced by the presence of the brilliant , , & !
Catch you there 🎟 bit.ly/NottsWeekendCom
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Watching ppl who are bewildered by Kanye's anti-semitism gives me the same vibe as ppl who think Miley invented twerking. You're LATE.
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SOUTHEAST ASIA MINI TOUR DONE ✔️✔️✔️
1 month, 6 cities, 12 shows 🎤🎶🎺
Gig highlights by city:
🇸🇬 Singapore: Various shows with , , , , , , , and others
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This is probably already a best seller.
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We are excited to announce the remarkably personal and emotionally powerful story of Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex.
SPARE, the highly anticipated #PrinceHarryMemoir, will be published on January 10, 2023. Learn more at PrinceHarryMemoir.com
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It is not the hard to do invoices. Why do I hate it so much?
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The price of a pound in 2012 was on average $1.58 USD today it is $1.12. That is a 30% loss during these Tory years. That's conservatism?
I just watched a man who killed 6 people & injured 60+ waste the time of the courts & jury for weeks with no defence or lawyers & a Bible try to intimidate, lie, hide, fake illness 3x try to gain sympathy. And we all watched in confusion.
#DarrelBrooks
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If you are defending yourself in court for a violent crime should you be able to cross examine the victims you traumatised?
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#DarrellBrooks
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Rishi was always the most experienced and qualified candidate they had. Truss was a last grasp that cost this economy dearly. Will the Tory voters embrace him? THAT is the question.
#RishiSunak
LBC callers often shock me. What is the worst LBX phone in you have heard?
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Going to the proper Asian shop for ingredients make all the difference.
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I was referred to as ''high yellow'' today. So casually as well.