Roy Cav

@CombatCavScout

Military, IR, FP, dumb jokes, superheroes, spirited flirt, bigot smasher, soldier, field grade hater. “Dangerous devil.” “Oozes sensuality.” Views mine. He/him.

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Joined December 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Jan 2021

    Folks, unless I specifically ask for it, please don’t assume my tweets are a solicitation of advice. Remembering this will keep you from being irritating and (bonus!) will also help you in your relationships!

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  2. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    The bombs that killed ~200,000 civilians in Hiroshima and Nagasaki are “tactical” by today’s standards. It’s a distinction without a difference. A nuke is a nuke. Any use would be a point of departure. Priority must be the global elimination of these weapons before that happens.

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    10 hours ago
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  4. Retweeted
    Mar 25

    Sometimes I walk home in my scrubs & N95 & stare at the bars full of unmasked people yelling, laughing, with spit flying, no vaxx statuses checked & no testing required. The utter contrast of my life with theirs seems so surreal. When will my time be to “live my life”?

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  5. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Did I write a 10,000 word law dissertation based on Cher’s excellent argument on the refugee crisis from the movie Clueless (1995)? Yes, yes I absolutely did ☺️✨🎉

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  6. 14 hours ago

    Conservatives dresses their bigotry in religion. Libertarians dress their bigotry in science.

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  7. 14 hours ago

    The Four Horsewomen of Making Me Thirsty While Having a Name Starting with Z

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  8. 14 hours ago

    This is the perfect encapsulation of the lack of empathy & interpersonal curiosity & general decency of transphobes & other bigots. If the guy up the road genuinely thinks he’s Jesus, yeah, maybe you SHOULD break bread with him to make him feel better because who does it hurt?

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    Mar 25

    I am the very model of a Russian Major General My standing in the battlefield is growing quite untenable My forces, though equipped and given orders unequivocal Did not expect the fight to be remotely this reciprocal

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  10. Retweeted
    24 hours ago

    The funniest thing anyone has said on this show in years. 👏👏

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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    For those who don’t agree that we can return to pre-Salmonella normal, I ask: What should we all do? Perpetual refrigeration? Forever thoroughly cooking, avoiding restaurants with poor hygiene, etc? Virtually everything has risk, and zero Salmonella is not a viable strategy.

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  12. 15 hours ago

    Every post I encounter in this thread brings me great joy but this may be the best one I’ve found so far

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    What zero hens does to a mf

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    19 hours ago

    Nothing says “we are confident in the strength of our beliefs” like ordering the suppression of any material that contradicts it

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    Mar 24

    Bro saved his buddy cause he got knocked out sky diving , this the most fast and furious shit I’ve ever seen

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  18. Mar 25

    It is fashionable to hate on “The West Wing” but I love it. I will say, I think it could’ve been much better with more Janeane Garofalo, though.

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 25

    I finally created an art TikTok, y’all. (I don’t know what I’m doing, so be kind.) Here’s a process video featuring the custom stickers I illustrated for ! And if any of you are wondering, yes, I am available for hire.

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    Mar 24

    Fellas… if you don’t have a bed frame… where do you screw in the eyebolts?

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    Mar 24

    I was not approved for my husband's Germany b/c I go to counseling for anxiety, & at the hospital they no longer have enough counselors for dependents. Don't tell we care about if it's not funded

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