COLiN BURGESS

@Colinoscopy

one of the first people to come up with the idea to do a funny tweet

Joined July 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Jan 2020

    1 minute before the museum closes

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  2. May 2
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  3. May 2

    nightmare blunt rotation

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  4. Apr 22

    my team has given me the ok to tweet again

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  5. Apr 9

    you should look at a clock at least 10 minutes a day

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  6. Apr 4

    lol they forgot to print the title on the subway ads for The Northman

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  7. Mar 27

    he just watched Chris Rock get slapped

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  8. Mar 22

    literally how hard is it to lug a camera to a real location and shoot with a real sand guy

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  9. Mar 19

    Hi friends— I’ve left Arcade Fire

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  10. Mar 11
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  11. Mar 10

    getting the word out

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  12. Mar 1

    smoking on that shit that smells like shit

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  13. Feb 13

    I’m going to live tweet the Super Bowl tomorrow

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  14. Feb 11

    this app helped me figure out why I am so tired all the time (every night I shit my pants in my sleep and then have a nightmare about it)

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  15. Feb 7

    forcing myself to listen to a lot of Grateful Dead because I like the tee shirts

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  16. Jan 23
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  17. Jan 23

    watching the way the director intended

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  18. Jan 13

    no better treatment for depression than a cool new hat

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  19. Jan 13
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  20. Jan 7

    Wordle 202 13/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨⬛️ ⬛️⬛️🟨⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨 ⬛️🟨⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 🟩⬛️🟨⬛️⬛️ 🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛️🟨⬛️🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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  21. Jan 4

    Let me know if you want me to like your tweet. I am happy to do so but you have to ask. thanks

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