grades guy. 
a disclaimer before i begin: i am not a fox expert nor do i know things about foxes. please correct me if i am wrong. however the letter grades will not be wrong. this is the definitive ranking
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in the face of insomnia i will attempt to assign letter grades to the weird foxes. please stand by and watch this space for weird fox letter grades,, thank you
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red fox (vulpes vulpes) • the classic fox, the bar for foxness, a necessary prerequisite • a good fox but NOT weird. weird-deficient. just a standard fox • grade: Bpic.twitter.com/FlZJlPA2lS
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tibetan sand fox (vulpes ferrilata) • cubism is alive and well • these eyes see into your soul • a truly weird and unnerving fox design • grade: Apic.twitter.com/rZMyh8zdlI
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Rüppell's fox (vulpes rueppellii) • who authorized this transaction • answers the question no one asked: what if a fox was made of spaghetti • untrustworthy facial expressions • potentially too deep in uncanny valley • grade A-pic.twitter.com/Av410apcqr
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corsac fox (vulpes corsac) • when soft: god's perfect fox. the highest fox design. too good. • when pointy and not soft: uncanny, weird eyes, harrowing stare • grade: A+pic.twitter.com/rFX8QUyeUC
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blanford's fox (vulpes cana) • astounding ear:face:tail ratios at play • strongly deviant from the main fox gestalt, doing its own thing • lawful good, trustworthy face • grade: Apic.twitter.com/afN54MVjdB
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kit fox (vulpes macrotis) • i'll say it: they're trying too hard to be cute • neither fox enough nor weird enough • i'm making the unpopular call and taking a stand • grade: Cpic.twitter.com/eH684SfdC2
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bat-eared fox (otocyon megalotis) • a return to weird fox form • arguably the perfect deviant fox bauplane, doing it's own thing • this fox answers to no one • ears full of secrets? • grade: A++. i will not be negotiated down from this.pic.twitter.com/gOOAXagm0F
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fennec fox (vulpes zerda) • best latin name • overhyped for cuteness • clear and relatable attitude problem • not even trying to be a fox anymore but still very foxy • grade: B+pic.twitter.com/PT6rZShiNc
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darwin's fox (lycalopex fulvipes) • rounded, smoother 2.0 interface for canidae • clearly not a fox but arguably superior • ears too small. i'll say it • grade: A-pic.twitter.com/mAUk82Pn0p
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crab eating fox (cerdocyon thous) • almost but not entirely unlike a fox • crab eating, as a fox-deviant motif: rebellious • sort of like a dog conceptually but not in practice • could improve with a couple rounds of constructive criticism • grade: B+pic.twitter.com/k9AQEsvpXJ
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arctic fox (vulpes lagopus) • clearly a soft boy and a very fox aesthetic • here's the thing. it's trying too hard. it's playing you • at the end of the day: this is just a desaturated fox • good, a classic, but frankly unoriginal • grade: B-pic.twitter.com/JEf5X0Zvrj
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by special request and appeal by
@TheLabAndField a correction blue morph arctic fox's: • innovative, clearly not a mainstream fox • i've never seen game of thrones but when i look at this fox i feel an emotion that i think is wanting to watch game of thrones • grade: Apic.twitter.com/iSVxtJFCRv
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bonus bonus round: this fox named boris • problematic • will piss in your coffee • deeply alarming to look at • needs constant validation but hey man don't we all • grade: A+ you're doing great sweetie (h/t
@squilax_mcg) https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/domesticated-foxes-genetically-fascinating-terrible-pets …pic.twitter.com/65FFpnyDbC
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bonus round #3: pale fox (vulpes pallida) h/t
@DaniRabaiotti • almost 0% foxlike in any capacity • what is this shit. some kind of long dog. some kind of dog ferret • probably sleek enough to rob a bank undetected so that's cool • solid unproblematic ears • grade: A-pic.twitter.com/qbJnUmRpQm
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my notifications are 100% broken but by appeal from
@TakimotoYama bonus round #4: maned wolf (chrysocyon brachyurus) • not a fox • clearly wants to be a fox • you know something. you know what. why's it so god damn tall • i can't tell if it's photoshopped • grade: A-pic.twitter.com/1k3QHGRmGC
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by request from
@IreneAdlerCal and@Renkindle bonus round #5: island fox (urocyon littoralis) • here's the truth. this is perfectly fox-shaped but too much so • always look kinda sleepy which i do respect • i have to make the hard call • grade: Bpic.twitter.com/yf7yWqJBkl
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i wont rate the flying fox. i won't do it. you can bang on my doors and windows all you like but i'm not gonna do it. i won't
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Our dog insists it is actually fox; demands grade.pic.twitter.com/1bQ98EVzTu
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i can't estimate the size of this dog from the picture. are we talking cereal box, small chair, or really big dog in really big hammock. it's an A any of those ways, I just want to know how big this dog is
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holy god what a dog. this is A+ this is THERE'S A SECOND DOG
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i have no idea what kind of dog this is but here's what i know. its good. its really good emilio it's a good dog
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She is a spitz-mix rescue dog very happy with her grade I mean actually she is a fox.
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