We got white people pissed off about wearing masks, egg mcmuffins and maple syrup. Meanwhile, in the past two weeks, six black men were found hanged in a tree, in a public space, yet the “authorities” claim all six as suicides...
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That Face App is a joke.
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Fun fact: @ColinHanks plays #MrRogers on @drunkhistory
Other Fun Fact: @tomhanks is playing Mr Rogers in the film.
This is cool. I like this.
If he's so damn impressed with the swept floors of the forests of Finland someone tell him about their healthcare system
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Trump: "You gotta take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important... I was with the President of Finland... he called it a forest nation and they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things and they don't have any problem."
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A limited number of fans attend a football game during a pandemic, and a majority of those fans LOUDLY BOO during “A moment of silence dedicated to the ongoing fight for equality in our country. “ All on the night before the 19th anniversary of 9/11. That’s where We are at.
I only met him once but the story is too good not tell given todays sad events. My wife and I are on a plane back from Mexico. Couple of rows ahead of us, these two brothers, young kids, are beating the hell out of eachother. Their poor parents are power… ift.tt/2UsoiDG
The GOP just took the Constitution, shot it in the middle of 5th avenue, grabbed it by the pussy, and threw it in the trash can.
No they didn't. They gave him a third song at the end of the show, then he began mansplaing. And we’re not terrified of your ideas. We are sick of them. You know whose is terrified of “other” ideas? The old white men clinging to power.
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The left is terrified of other ideas
They quickly cut off Kanye West last night on SNL during his pro-Trump monologue
Kanye alongside the great @RealCandaceO have started a cultural revolution that will break the back of the Democrat party as we know it
Cannot be stopped
If the choice is between Nazis and Not Nazis I'm gonna side with Not Nazis. EVERYTIME.
Las Vegas Shooter:
Not an immigrant
Sandy Hook Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Parkland Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Charleston Church Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Aurora Movie Theater Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Gabby Giffords Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
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Democrats concerned about gun violence (or any violence) should join us (and their prior selves) to #BuildTheWALL
Wanna wish a Happy 63rd Birthday to my dad!!! He's a good man with a great sense of humor. Love ya Pops! ift.tt/2JwuzKs
There is no better description of that asshat
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Your annual reminder that Don Jr. is just a knockoff Ellis from Die Hard.
THIS! THIS! A MILLION TIMES THIS!
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Father of Parkland victim slams NRA videos:
"If this was put out by a terrorist organization, we would be raising the terror threat level in this country. Why are we letting this lobby have anything to do with DC? I don't understand it!" abcn.ws/2FjjEEF
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I've been saying "That's way too much for one piece of toast." to him for years.
Well this was a nice surprise
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I'll never understand why established and beloved Filmmakers, who've made countless films, publicly bad-mouth other films. Especially films not made for their, shall we say "demo". They, of all people, know how HARD making films are. Just say it's not for you and move on.
Seventeen years ago last night, Band of Brothers made it's debut. It doesn't feel that long ago, but then you look at all the pictures and you realize it was. It was an honor then as it is now. Curahee. ift.tt/2N1PFVG
You bet your ass I tried dialing Jean Ralphios phone number. #ParksAndRec
I'm officially done with Aubrey Huff. Such a bummer when an athlete you liked turns out to be an misogynistic asshole.
Watching Force Awakens with my 5 year old. Han and Ben/Kylo scene begins. 5 year old points to screen and says “Don’t murder your father!”. Couldn’t agree more. Solid advice.
Today, while on a cocktail of drugs he has told people not to be afraid of covid, while also calling for an “Army for Trump” to “fight” for him at polling stations. THIS IS NOT ALRIGHT. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. THIS IS NOT HEALTHY. THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.
This is a no-brainer.
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Imagine A League Of Their Own sequel that starts with the scene of the black woman throwing the ball back from the stands and you stay with her and it becomes a biopic on the 3 black women that played in the Negro Leagues (Toni Stone, Mami "Peanut" Johnson & Connie Morgan).
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He was right. Ted Cruz will not go quietly in the night! No sir. He will go during the daytime on a nonstop flight to Cancun.
This is my dog Earl Boykins. He always makes me smile. Hope this picture of him makes you smile. That’s all really. Feels like we can all use a smile right now. So I figure we all could use Earl Boykins right about now. So there ya go. ift.tt/2wUTS6t
A beautiful little moment of humanity. twitter.com/misslaneym/sta
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Perfect. In every way.
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I never saw a staged production of the musical CATS. I never heard the soundtrack. But I am watching the movie...this is my introduction to CATS and...well...I’m speechless.
The internet: we are going to spend the whole entire day talking about what an asshole Rush Limbaugh was. Ted Cruz: Hold my cerveza.
I will never get tired of watching this. Ever.
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Just stop what you’re doing and enjoy listening to the #AvengersEndgame opening night crowd react to Captain America wielding Thor's hammer.
CHILLS.
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I’m not celebrating that the tyrant that has held this country hostage has been kicked off social media. Fuck that. I will celebrate when the man is met with actual, real repercussions for his actions.
Trump is not leader. He KNOWS it in his bones. He is a coward. Turning off the lights, pretending no one is home while hiding in a bunker. There is no better metaphor for his, and his entire administrations failures. The election is in 7 months. VOTE. HIM. OUT. twitter.com/dave_schilling
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Why you gotta ruin my day, Jared?!
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@ColinHanks is the same age now as @tomhanks was in the Green Mile
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Assholes been calling me a soy boy for four years but Q Anon Horns boy shaman idiot can only eat organic food in prison or he gets sick? Get the fuck outta here....
Look, if everyone is gonna call him America's Dad, let's get one thing straight: I did not spill that coke on the carpet, ok! You better not sell me out!
If you travel to an area dressed up similar to the army or police, with helmets, protective gear, and automatic weapons, you are not there to express/protect your rights. You are there to oppress the rights of others thru intimidation.
Happy Birthday Pops !!! Another year around the Sun, and another birthday post for YOU! instagr.am/p/CCb7RgDDqCr/
Ya know, like innocent people would say.
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Trump’s reported reaction when he was told Mueller was appointed: “This is the end of my presidency. I’m fucked.”
He’s going use the White House as a campaign event. Again. Also, he’s going to use the White House as a super spreader event. Again.
Now do the men
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His presidency ended the same way he spent so much of it: while on a golf course.
Pence’s PR move in Indy shows how tone deaf he is about these protests. If he was a real leader he could have spoken with the players
Hey remember when that group of white guys were arrested for plotting to kidnap a governor and planned to put her “on trial”. Yeah. That was two days ago. And the whole deal with the Sherrif, why isn’t all of this a bigger story? Oh, that's right, cause they’re white.
This is so damn great. twitter.com/KungFriedKenny
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The Secret Service literally signed up knowing the they might die taking a bullet for the president. They did not sign up to die for the president cause he wants to go for a drive.
Looks like someone is old enough to vote.
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’Orange County’ starring @ColinHanks & @jackblack premiered in theaters 18 years ago today, January 11, 2002
I am so happy to see that Mike Pence didn’t let that fly dominate his life. He didn’t live in fear. Maybe he’s immune? I don’t know.
Quite simply, tonight's episode of was perfect. Not only the best episode they have ever done, but a cathartic time capsule exposing, and beautifully mocking, these f'd up times we find ourselves in. Wow. #lastweektonight #eastshitbob
That would be good news I guess if you hadn't cancelled the show
For the billionth time; they are not protesting the national anthem. twitter.com/CBSNews/status
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This asshole can fuck off for eternity.
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Lindsey Graham opposing objections to electoral votes: "All I can say is count me out, enough is enough...When it's over it is over. It's over."
180,000 Americans dead and this asshole thinks he’s getting “VERY high marks”.
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Starting to get VERY high marks in our handling of the Coronavirus (China Virus), especially when compared to other countries and areas of the world. Now the Vaccines (Plus) are coming, and fast!
Instead of pretending you know what you're talking about I imagine it would be a better world if people responded like this.
STAGING A CAMPAIGN EVENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE IS A BLATANT ABUSE OF POWER. PERIOD.
This hat is how I plan to get thru the rest of 2020
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Once again, he pretends he doesn't know and refuses to denounce BECAUSE IT'S PART OF HIS BASE. He knows he can't win without them. And don't forget the anti-Semitic component to that deranged and warped conspiracy theory.
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Here’s video of Trump refusing to denounce QAnon at the NBC town hall
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Oh, did someone else get cast in a rival Mr Rogers project? I would hate to be them right now
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RT @drunkhistory: Congrats to @tomhanks for getting in on the family business! Watch @ColinHanks play Mr. Rogers on #DrunkHistory, February 27. pic.twitter.com/BVbcTHqSeV
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Gotta make sure everyone gets out there and votes! Up and down the ballot! Your vote is your voice so make a plan to use it. Also, make sure your friends and family have a plan and make sure they vote too. Even if you have to push them #Vote2020 🎥
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Calling out Nike like this, when his Dad who desperately wants to be strong like Putin, a brutal dictator who also happens to be a former KGB communist, is using tax dollars to throw a parade like the Soviet Union. 🤦🏻♂️
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If the Betsy Ross Flag, the flag of the American Revolution, is too offensive for Nike to commemorate The 4th of July maybe Nike should go with this... seems to be more in line with their views.
Never really a bright side to getting cancelled but...on the plus side though, CBS still has episodes to air. Quite a few in fact. So there's still some laughs to be had. Hope you enjoy them. And thanks again #LifeInPieces
Another example of why I want to make a documentary about Steve Kerr
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There’s nothing like being confident.
Even the very best lose confidence at times.
This is love. This is leadership.
Steve Kerr for the win...
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First it was politicizing masks. With every refusal of a covid test, they begin to politicize those as well. , and the have ZERO regard for the health of anyone else. It’s despicable.
As far as I am concerned, this is the only thing on this damn website I am interested in at this moment.
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Imagine thinking the electoral collage is more important than the health and well being of Americans.
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NEW: Lindsey Graham: "If we lose the House, the Senate, and the White House, They’re going to abolish the Electoral College."
"When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression"
Yeah, they can cut that shit out right now. I do not support them in any way shape or form. And trying to use me, or anyone, wearing a specific shirt to get more to follow their lost cause shows how desperate they are. t.co/OsAc8Xn60C
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When an asshole tells you his true intentions, but then trys to shrug it off as a joke, or being sarcastic, it is niether. It is EXACTLY what he intends to do.
It bears repeating: the President is so unwilling to release his tax returns that he plans on taking it ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT.
Oh, so he pardoned the Turkey because the bird was also caught lying to the FBI two times?
Remember when everyone thought he was running just so he could launch his own news network?
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WATCH: @kayleighmcenany left CNN yesterday....today, she made her debut on Trump TV sharing "the real news".
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Late last year, I got a jury duty summons. On the first day of jury selection, the judge said the criminal trial was unique. It was going to be long (ended up roughly 4 weeks) and would require 2 jury's. She knew that no one wanted to be there, but gave an impassioned speech...
If this guy is backing your guy...then you need to get a new guy cause then you're just as bad as the both of them.
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Even after everything that life has thrown at you these past few years, you still can find a reason to smile. And that smile? It lights up every single room you walk into. Love you Mama! Happy Mamas Day instagr.am/p/CABsyz7gV2O/
Refused? I’ve never once refused. Not seeing your tweet is not refusing. Not renouncing it outright while on a stage in a debate is a refusal. Fuck white supremacy, and any groups based in that ideology. twitter.com/MyNameIsBeal/s
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First off, this is not a shampoo commercial. You can face the camera directly. Second, your husband and step-son mock people in recovery, which makes this seem EXTREMELY insincere. Just thought you should know. Because you never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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This October I am honoring National Substance Use Prevention Month by joining @ONDCP to highlight the dedicated efforts of our Nation's youth to encourage healthy drug-free lives. Share how you are helping your community using #BeDrugFree - we look forward to hearing from you!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it's #GrammyAwards night! You know what that means! The one night where the world can unite and say "Who?", "I don't know who that is" and "Never heard of them" multiple times over the course of one evening!#Grammys2019
Best thing I have seen today.
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Show me a parent with young kids that feels like they “gained an hour” of sleep last night.
No I am not. I have nothing to do with it. I wish 'em luck. But I'll keep my Mr. Rogers firmly in thank you very much. twitter.com/Cantobellus/st
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When did last test negative? It’s a simple fucking question. The fact that he won’t answer, and the WH won’t answer, is A GIGANTIC RED FLAG.
So you’re cool with the racism, xenophobia. You’re cool with being on THAT team. You’re willing put YOUR NAME behind that? Good to know.
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My Vote is for what makes this country great, freedom of speech & religion, 2nd Amnd, hard working tax paying citizens, police & military. In this election, we have freedom of choice, which all should respect. For me & these principles, my Vote is for @RealDonaldTrump. #Vote 
You know there are Americans who start go-fund me pages when they get diagnosed with life threatening illnesses so they don't go bankrupt, right?
Trump is as incapable of consoling us as he is of leading. He genuinely believes facts are not helping. He'd rather lie to the American people than try to find some sort of comforting words. Notice how Pence did not have a problem answering the question.
That moment you stumble upon the beach from the end of Point Break without really trying. instagr.am/p/CFp69uTM3UP/
