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Husband/Father/Son/Brother/Actor/ Director/Hanks Kerchief Maker/Music Fanatic/Record Collector/Possibly that guy from that one thing you think is way underrated
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We got white people pissed off about wearing masks, egg mcmuffins and maple syrup. Meanwhile, in the past two weeks, six black men were found hanged in a tree, in a public space, yet the “authorities” claim all six as suicides...
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If he's so damn impressed with the swept floors of the forests of Finland someone tell him about their healthcare system
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Trump: "You gotta take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important... I was with the President of Finland... he called it a forest nation and they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things and they don't have any problem."
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A limited number of fans attend a football game during a pandemic, and a majority of those fans LOUDLY BOO during “A moment of silence dedicated to the ongoing fight for equality in our country. “ All on the night before the 19th anniversary of 9/11. That’s where We are at.
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I only met him once but the story is too good not tell given todays sad events. My wife and I are on a plane back from Mexico. Couple of rows ahead of us, these two brothers, young kids, are beating the hell out of eachother. Their poor parents are power… ift.tt/2UsoiDG
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The GOP just took the Constitution, shot it in the middle of 5th avenue, grabbed it by the pussy, and threw it in the trash can.
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No they didn't. They gave him a third song at the end of the show, then he began mansplaing. And we’re not terrified of your ideas. We are sick of them. You know whose is terrified of “other” ideas? The old white men clinging to power.
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The left is terrified of other ideas They quickly cut off Kanye West last night on SNL during his pro-Trump monologue Kanye alongside the great @RealCandaceO have started a cultural revolution that will break the back of the Democrat party as we know it Cannot be stopped
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Las Vegas Shooter: Not an immigrant Sandy Hook Shooter: Not an immigrant. Parkland Shooter: Not an immigrant. Charleston Church Shooter: Not an immigrant. Aurora Movie Theater Shooter: Not an immigrant. Gabby Giffords Shooter: Not an immigrant.
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Democrats concerned about gun violence (or any violence) should join us (and their prior selves) to #BuildTheWALL
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THIS! THIS! A MILLION TIMES THIS!
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Father of Parkland victim slams NRA videos: "If this was put out by a terrorist organization, we would be raising the terror threat level in this country. Why are we letting this lobby have anything to do with DC? I don't understand it!" abcn.ws/2FjjEEF
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I'll never understand why established and beloved Filmmakers, who've made countless films, publicly bad-mouth other films. Especially films not made for their, shall we say "demo". They, of all people, know how HARD making films are. Just say it's not for you and move on.
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Watching Force Awakens with my 5 year old. Han and Ben/Kylo scene begins. 5 year old points to screen and says “Don’t murder your father!”. Couldn’t agree more. Solid advice.
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Today, while on a cocktail of drugs he has told people not to be afraid of covid, while also calling for an “Army for Trump” to “fight” for him at polling stations. THIS IS NOT ALRIGHT. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. THIS IS NOT HEALTHY. THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.
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He was right. Ted Cruz will not go quietly in the night! No sir. He will go during the daytime on a nonstop flight to Cancun.
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This is my dog Earl Boykins. He always makes me smile. Hope this picture of him makes you smile. That’s all really. Feels like we can all use a smile right now. So I figure we all could use Earl Boykins right about now. So there ya go. ift.tt/2wUTS6t
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I never saw a staged production of the musical CATS. I never heard the soundtrack. But I am watching the movie...this is my introduction to CATS and...well...I’m speechless.
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The internet: we are going to spend the whole entire day talking about what an asshole Rush Limbaugh was. Ted Cruz: Hold my cerveza.
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I’m not celebrating that the tyrant that has held this country hostage has been kicked off social media. Fuck that. I will celebrate when the man is met with actual, real repercussions for his actions.
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Assholes been calling me a soy boy for four years but Q Anon Horns boy shaman idiot can only eat organic food in prison or he gets sick? Get the fuck outta here....
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Look, if everyone is gonna call him America's Dad, let's get one thing straight: I did not spill that coke on the carpet, ok! You better not sell me out!
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If you travel to an area dressed up similar to the army or police, with helmets, protective gear, and automatic weapons, you are not there to express/protect your rights. You are there to oppress the rights of others thru intimidation.
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He’s going use the White House as a campaign event. Again. Also, he’s going to use the White House as a super spreader event. Again.
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Pence’s PR move in Indy shows how tone deaf he is about these protests. If he was a real leader he could have spoken with the players
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Hey remember when that group of white guys were arrested for plotting to kidnap a governor and planned to put her “on trial”. Yeah. That was two days ago. And the whole deal with the Sherrif, why isn’t all of this a bigger story? Oh, that's right, cause they’re white.
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The Secret Service literally signed up knowing the they might die taking a bullet for the president. They did not sign up to die for the president cause he wants to go for a drive.
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I am so happy to see that Mike Pence didn’t let that fly dominate his life. He didn’t live in fear. Maybe he’s immune? I don’t know.
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That would be good news I guess if you hadn't cancelled the show
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#CBSRatingsNews: The season premiere of #Elementary won its time period in viewers and key demos while #LifeInPieces was also on top in A18-49. #CBS finishes first Thursday in demos.
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180,000 Americans dead and this asshole thinks he’s getting “VERY high marks”.
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Starting to get VERY high marks in our handling of the Coronavirus (China Virus), especially when compared to other countries and areas of the world. Now the Vaccines (Plus) are coming, and fast!
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Once again, he pretends he doesn't know and refuses to denounce BECAUSE IT'S PART OF HIS BASE. He knows he can't win without them. And don't forget the anti-Semitic component to that deranged and warped conspiracy theory.
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Replying to @atrupar
Here’s video of Trump refusing to denounce QAnon at the NBC town hall
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Oh, did someone else get cast in a rival Mr Rogers project? I would hate to be them right now
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Calling out Nike like this, when his Dad who desperately wants to be strong like Putin, a brutal dictator who also happens to be a former KGB communist, is using tax dollars to throw a parade like the Soviet Union. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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If the Betsy Ross Flag, the flag of the American Revolution, is too offensive for Nike to commemorate The 4th of July maybe Nike should go with this... seems to be more in line with their views.
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Never really a bright side to getting cancelled but...on the plus side though, CBS still has episodes to air. Quite a few in fact. So there's still some laughs to be had. Hope you enjoy them. And thanks again #LifeInPieces
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Yeah, they can cut that shit out right now. I do not support them in any way shape or form. And trying to use me, or anyone, wearing a specific shirt to get more to follow their lost cause shows how desperate they are. t.co/OsAc8Xn60C
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When an asshole tells you his true intentions, but then trys to shrug it off as a joke, or being sarcastic, it is niether. It is EXACTLY what he intends to do.
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It bears repeating: the President is so unwilling to release his tax returns that he plans on taking it ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT.
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ICYMI: An appeals court has ruled President Trump must turn over his tax returns. The president's lawyers say he plans to appeal the decision to the Supreme Court. n.pr/2POepkm
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Late last year, I got a jury duty summons. On the first day of jury selection, the judge said the criminal trial was unique. It was going to be long (ended up roughly 4 weeks) and would require 2 jury's. She knew that no one wanted to be there, but gave an impassioned speech...
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First off, this is not a shampoo commercial. You can face the camera directly. Second, your husband and step-son mock people in recovery, which makes this seem EXTREMELY insincere. Just thought you should know. Because you never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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This October I am honoring National Substance Use Prevention Month by joining @ONDCP to highlight the dedicated efforts of our Nation's youth to encourage healthy drug-free lives. Share how you are helping your community using #BeDrugFree - we look forward to hearing from you!
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So you’re cool with the racism, xenophobia. You’re cool with being on THAT team. You’re willing put YOUR NAME behind that? Good to know.
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My Vote is for what makes this country great, freedom of speech & religion, 2nd Amnd, hard working tax paying citizens, police & military. In this election, we have freedom of choice, which all should respect. For me & these principles, my Vote is for @RealDonaldTrump. #Vote ☑️🇺🇸
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You know there are Americans who start go-fund me pages when they get diagnosed with life threatening illnesses so they don't go bankrupt, right?
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Trump is as incapable of consoling us as he is of leading. He genuinely believes facts are not helping. He'd rather lie to the American people than try to find some sort of comforting words. Notice how Pence did not have a problem answering the question.
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