Joe Coffey

@CoffeyGrande

Mindfulness, music, media, munchies.

Cedar Rapids, IA
about.me/joecoffey
Joined June 2009
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  1. Mar 24

    If a handle is called a handle, shouldn't a foothold be called a footle?

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  2. 13 Nov 2017

    The belly pockets on hoodies are like built-in fanny packs without all the judgment.

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  3. 12 Nov 2017

    Two things I know... 1. Mushy bacon is worth living for. 2. Old people LOVE prime rib.

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  4. 26 Oct 2017

    Monetization idea for employer websites: charge employees a fee to not be forced to constantly change PWs. We would gladly pay!!!

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  5. 23 Jun 2017

    When you get Rick-rolled by the Expedia customer service hold music.

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  6. 26 Mar 2017

    "Math was so simple before they added letters!!!" —Miyako Coffey, 13-year old.

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  7. 11 Mar 2017

    Gettin' the at , yo!

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  8. 8 Mar 2017

    The Mexican music with the tuba and the accordion in it rules.

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  9. 23 Feb 2017

    I'm gonna bring back the low-five. Who's with me?

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  10. 12 Feb 2017

    Rethinking things we once thought were infallible: “The Golden Rule Is Flawed”

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  11. 11 Feb 2017

    You see a crescent. I see a mini sunburnt Jabba the Hut.

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  12. 21 Jan 2017

    This reminds of the part where Mufasa dies and Scar becomes king.

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  13. 5 Jan 2017

    I just did spirit fingers at the end of a good yawn. It just kinda happened.

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  14. 1 Jan 2017

    Are there any other kinds of capades?

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  15. 31 Dec 2016

    2017... the year of calling it like it is. Who's with me?

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  16. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2016

    "For him not to vote...as far as I'm concerned, everything he said meant absolutely nothing!" - on Colin Kaepernick

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  17. 9 Nov 2016

    It's like England and the US are really drunk right now, saying "Oh yeah? Well Watch this..."

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  18. 25 Oct 2016

    I eat chicken noodle soup with a serving spoon. My mouth is big enough. My life is more efficient.

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  19. 23 Oct 2016

    Oatmeal for breakfast. Ok, oatmeal cookies, technically.

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  20. 26 Sep 2016

    TIL that bacon maple donuts are a thing. Oh yes, they are.

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