Brain: ohai Me: aaah! Wat I’m trying to work Brain: be happy your life choices didn’t end you up marketing cockroach DB Me: you could judo that shit tho, rite? “u can’t kill us” Brain: imagine memes if the product HAD BUGS Me: god I’m glad I .. wait what was I doing
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Replying to @CockroachDB
Aw, I respect y'all quite highly, just having some fun. We need a new generation of distributed datastores, and AFAIK you're leading the way in OSS. You gotta admit to some hilarious brand and creative meetings, tho, come on... OWN IT! we want to see failed mascot ideas!
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Replying to @PieterHumphrey
Of course! This is the most fun brand ever. Believe me. We own it.pic.twitter.com/QaPro9oPph
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Replying to @CockroachDB @PieterHumphrey
In further news, my colleagues have informed your friendly tweet-roach that cockroaches do not, in fact, have ears:http://animals.mom.me/cockroaches-ears-10243.html …
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Replying to @CockroachDB
Well, SF JUG attendees have ears - I think they’d love to hear about it. Do your tech speakers ever get to SF from your NYC Offices?
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Replying to @PieterHumphrey
Indeed we do! We'll be in SF next week on April 4 for a sneak peek at 2.0, a tech talk from
@Tierion's VPE on how they use cockroachdb, & a tutorial from@mesosphere. All are welcome!http://bit.ly/crdb-tierion-sf2 replies 1 retweet 1 like -
Replying to @CockroachDB
Cool! If you want to send speakers to SFJUG on a future trip I think it would be well attended. LMK!
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That would be great!
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