Knowing I will miss her / get bored @AnnaProsser left me all her dishes to wash while she is gone for the weekend. It’s that kind of thoughtfulness that really gives the marriage some extra spice.
Now I’m scrubbing dishes with a single tear on my cheek.
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Replying to @iNcontroLTV
It’s a one plate and one bowl. I hear that salt is great for scrubbing.
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Replying to @AnnaProsser
Whoever told you that doesn’t do the dishes often enough. Maybe you two can have a party where you guys use salt to do the dishes.
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Replying to @iNcontroLTV
Quote from Geoff this morning when I mournfully admit I didn’t have time to tidy up as much as I wanted before leaving: “It’s ok hun I got it. I love you, have fun!” His internal monologue: “Oh yes I got her how this ill make a great troll tweet lololol”
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Replying to @iNcontroLTV @AnnaProsser
These top level marriage banter tweets never cease to bring me laughter.
9:29 PM - 1 Mar 2018
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