Ever wake up so hungry you cook and eat a whole pound of bacon by yourself?
(over half of the bacon never even made it to the plate
)pic.twitter.com/HgECSkaVDG
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Ever wake up so hungry you cook and eat a whole pound of bacon by yourself?
(over half of the bacon never even made it to the plate
)pic.twitter.com/HgECSkaVDG
In picture 1 I see you frying 3 eggs. In picture 2 I see scrambled eggs. ?????????
if you look closely, those are properly scrambled. Not the brick of yellow you might know fron the US or the overrated French shit.
Crack the eggs, let them fry a bit, then scramble. So you have white, yolk+whites and yolk only. Layers. 
Properly?? They looks gross and rubbery to me. Not saying french style or whatever is the only way, but if you look at that pic and throw around the word "properly".... Whew...
Nice and fluffy on the tongue, mostly lighting in the pic not doing them justice.
If you like em that way, cool.... Just this other dude with the "properly", good Lord. The funny part is he implies the French style is elitist while in the same breath asserting that this is the "proper" way lol
It’s eggs. Scrumble them, put creme fraiche in them, make them into yellow, uniform bricks. Eat them however you want. Maybe this was the wrong crowd to joke about “proper way” to prepare eggs, though. ^^
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