Sitting in an uncomfortable two person bench up against the divider and the old guy next to me rams me, doubles down and pushes against me.. then looks at me and says “give me room” to which I barely squeak out “I’m against the rail here man.” He says “oh, didn’t see.” Airports
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Story concludes with me performing a quick ceremony and removing his still beating heart just before I cast him into a pit of flames. Gonna make this flight and get some much needed rest. Can’t wait!
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