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Comedy writer? Creator: Squatch Smashers comedy podcast

Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2009.

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    It's cool how if you scratch the surface of anything in modern America, you find a little nest of well-connected con-men and failsons who are somehow simultaneously fucking it up, losing money, and raking in huge profits.

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  2. 4. velj

    DNC. My company can handle the app for the next election. Just send your money to: Nefarious Sneakshit Software (A division of Buttigieco) We will take it from there.

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    The San Francisco 49ers just released a snapshot of the Superbowl with Nine minutes left in the game and have declared themselves "victorious".

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    4. velj

    yes this is very messy but it's what we're stuck with until someone can come up with a better system than having 1,700 separate meetings in various cafeterias where the people who like the same person all stand near each other

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    Don’t get excited about Iowa results just yet, the delegate totals won’t become clear until after the hog fight portion of the caucuses

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    The work I'm doing these days is making amends for what I used to do for a living, like being a part of the "Harry & Louise" campaign created to kill the Clinton health care plan 37 years ago. I'm happy to announce Harvey & Laverne, who are truth tellers.

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    31. sij
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    The face Jesus makes whenever Marco Rubio mentions his name:

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    30. sij

    ‘You’re A Piece Of Shit And I Hope Everyone Like You Dies,’ Says Biden To Democratic Voter In Stirring Call For Party Unity

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    As someone actively involved in fighting for Obamacare a decade ago, it’s time for a confession. While much good came from it, the truth is it didn't achieve all we'd hoped. Millions more have insurance now, which is huge. But it's so costly many are barely able to use it. (1/11)

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  10. 29. sij

    Did you ever see a video about "Alien Hand Syndrome" where the brain is bifurcated and one hand will often just do random things with 'a mind of its own" often trying to harm the person and grabbing everything? It's really creepy and they have no control. Biden has two of them.

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    (1) There is a horribly suspicious tweet being shared by by a lot of Sanders supporters that everyone needs to please delete and learn from. I don't know everything but I am a trained Precinct Captain for Bernie's campaign here in Iowa. I have busted my ass for...

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    Here's the truth: the billionaire class is fine with corporate socialism when it means they get billions in tax breaks and bailouts.

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    Lots of Biden supporters are older. You can Google "Subsidized Senior Housing Near Me" & canvass with these flyers I made explaining how Bernie's policies benefit seniors. Print double-sided, cut in half. In English  In Spanish: 

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    25. sij

    Adam Schiff did not lose any Republican senators tonight. They were never going to change their minds, and he knew it. His goal was to expose them as cowards, and he succeeded.

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    25. sij

    NEED AN ANSWER: Pelosi, Schumer, Obamas, Clintons, Biden, etc. have been leading the Democratic Party the entire 21st century. We've lost huge ground to the extreme right at the local, state, and national level. The courts are gone for a generation. WHY DO MORE OF THE SAME?

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    Really think this is the year that I’m finally gonna win the New Yorker caption contest

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    23. sij

    Adam Weinstein: "The American health system is an insane patchwork of privileged, cash-hoovering cartels and fiefdoms, and everyone knows it. This is America. And it’s a really great place to live, as long as you never get sick or poor."

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    Saving this comment for the next time Wall Street asks for a $700 billion bailout from the federal government.

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    Let’s be honest, Joe. One of us fought for decades to cut Social Security, and one of us didn’t. But don’t take it from me. Take it from you.

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  20. 22. sij

    Hey everyone, my wife is in the ER being treated fordehydration from food poisoning. The registration dude is here to make sure we get fiscally ratfucked. USA USA! KING OF THE COUNTRIES!

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