Clue Heywood

@ClueHeywood

idiot. Sports, bad jokes, and weird Arizona stuff. Raised $3,746.78 for the Boys & Girls Clubs just by day drinking on 2/1/20. clueheywood@gmail.com

Arizona, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    10. ruj 2015.

    This is my first rodeo. What kind of animal is that. Who's that guy in the barrel. What's up with the timer. What the fuck is going on here.

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  2. prije 3 sata

    I took my stepson to Disneyland when he was 7 and he got too scared to go on Splash Mountain so I went alone to show him there was nothing to worry about. I got my own row because no one wanted their kids sitting next to the large bearded man riding Splash Mountain alone.

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  3. prije 15 sati

    In Arizona we decide election ties with card games. I’m not kidding.

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  4. prije 16 sati

    I don’t care if we nominate Subway Jared, I’ll vote for him. I’ll canvass in his old fat pants and borrow some sex predator rationalizations from the Trump enablers. “2014 was a different time!” I’ll say.

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  5. prije 19 sati

    Eli Manning was the first Super Bowl MVP to say “I’m going to Disney World” who already had plans to go to Disney World before the game, he goes every year, alone

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  6. prije 19 sati

    Why do we trust Iowa to make any choices when they punt on 4th and 1 at the opponent’s 34 yard line

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  7. prije 19 sati

    Mayor Pete is gonna win Iowa tonight and tomorrow Tom Steyer is gonna announce he’s gay

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  8. prije 23 sata

    Every time I see a morbidly obese man with a blond mullet--and in Arizona that's often--I think the name "Dog the Gouty Hunter" to myself. My diseased brain is a prison.

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  9. prije 23 sata

    Gonna add beloved regional chains Rita's Italian Ice and Jollibee to the ever-growing list. There's also Wienershnitzel. If you want to indulge your fast food fantasies, Arizona is the place. Also please stop telling me we need Skyline Chili, no one here wants that.

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  10. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    3. velj

    And we look forward to serving you! Thanks for being a fan, and for helping raise money for great organizations like the Boys and Girls Club.

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  11. 3. velj

    Forgot that a White Castle just opened up in Scottsdale. There’s also Freddy’s Frozen Custard. Arizonans truly have impeccable taste when it comes to cheap fattening foods.

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  12. 3. velj

    Proud that Arizona is America’s greatest regional fast food crossroads. In-N-Out, Chick-fil-A, Culver’s, Shake Shack, the westernmost Waffle Houses and Whataburgers, Portillos, Raising Canes, every taco place ever...just need those cowards from to test the market.

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  13. 3. velj

    Chiefs fans: remember you have about five days to be a feel good story. Then we all start hating you and/or accusing you of being bandwagoners. Them’s the rules.

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  14. 3. velj

    I do have one last big donor shout out to Arizona Cardinals human encyclopedia and longtime beat writer/team content director , thank you Darren for doing the thankless job of covering them from the Dark Ages of Sun Devil Stadium to today

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  15. 3. velj

    Final update on the Clue Heywood is a Day Drinking Idiot Fundraiser for Boys & Girls Clubs of Metro Phoenix: 258 donors (and I) raised a total of $3,746.78 in under 48 hours. Who knew that 18 dive bar drinks during daylight hours could be a societal positive? Will post receipts.

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  16. 3. velj

    No one tell President Trump about Paris, Texas or Mexico, Missouri, he’ll just get confused and angry

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  17. 3. velj

    NFC West teams have been the losers in 5 of the last 11 Super Bowls, that’s a dynasty baby

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  18. 3. velj

    Just for the record, the Chiefs were my preseason super bowl pick also. Just please ignore all the other picks below, ok?

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  19. 3. velj

    Final results Niners win coin toss -105 ✅ Niners score first -110✅ Safety +650❌ Fumbles over 1.5 +180❌ 2pt Conversion +195❌ Kelce 41-50 rec yards +700✅ First score Mostert +700 ❌ Anthem under 116.5 sec +170 ✅ Gatorade bath Yellow/Lime/Green +450❌ Chiefs 34, Niners 30✅

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  20. 3. velj

    I was at a Cardinals/Eagles game one time when Andy Reid called a timeout before the first play of the fourth quarter.

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  21. 3. velj

    The Super Bowl LIX halftime show will feature full penetration

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