GHOSTbusters whaddaya want??

@ClockworkROSE

Not one of the guys, and not even trying. Can still drink more than you. She/Her

Joined September 2009

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  2. 20 hours ago

    Now why they do my mans like that

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  4. I just connected these dots. For a while there, Anthony Michael Hall’s casting depended entirely on the height of the female lead.

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  5. The peaceful view from the top floor of my haunted-ass house

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  6. If the horror genre has taught me anything it’s that being an architect is 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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  7. My friend just saw the weird Blair Witch shit my kids have been building in the yard and said “Your kids are even creepier than my kids.”

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  8. Not me watching Margaret Atwood go off the deepend and smugly telling anyone who will listen “I always hated The Handmaid’s Tale.”

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  9. Oct 23

    Thinking’ bout how in April 2020 I reorganized my whole spice cabinet thinking “this isn’t bad at all! I have so much time for these projects now!” Reader, it was a symptom of debilitating COVID anxiety taking hold

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  10. Oct 22

    It's the weekend, baby

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  11. Oct 23

    Disagree - both topics are supremely uninteresting

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  12. Oct 21

    They need to change the phrase “holiday request”, it’s more “holiday awareness” because I’m not requesting anything, I’m making you aware that you will not see me.

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  13. Oct 22

    Animals don’t have sleep schedules. You think coyotes are out there like “better not eat any more road kill 3 hours before bed or I might have post-lunch fatigue tomorrow?” No. They just take a nap whenever. I hate being a person.

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  14. Oct 22
    Replying to

    1 Billion Dollars is Actually Middle Class in the Mega Yacht Accessible Floating Habitat Fleet I Live In

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  15. Oct 22

    Has anyone ever seen Michael Meyers break into a run? Is he really that hard to avoid?

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  16. Oct 22

    Whoa Black Betty

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  17. Oct 22

    Post a pic you took with no description and bring some peace to the timeline.

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  18. Oct 21

    Men will stand in the middle of the room watching a dog pee on the rug, a child cry over a skinned knee, and dinner catch on fire and be like “What can I do to help?”

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  19. Oct 21

    “All was well until the hippos started fucking”

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  20. Oct 21

    I’ve No Contacted someone before now so I get it - be well and all that. This just illustrates that if you want peace of mind, charge your friends for your work too.

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