Clare Coffey

@ClareCoffey

Genevieve, noblest dog in France, you shall have your vengeance!

coffeyclaremarie@gmail.com
Joined October 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Feb 2015
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  2. Retweeted
    27 Mar 2017
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  3. Retweeted
    21 Mar 2017

    Safe in their secret alcove, the giant family sits down to Yahtzee. They open the box and gaze down at four dice. Papa's eyelid twitches.

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  4. 20 Mar 2017

    i feel like we don't talk about this video enough as a a culture

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  5. Retweeted
    20 Mar 2017

    Folks always ask me, "Dick, how will I know when my city is back?" I reply, "When good ribs disappear and bad ones cost $35 a slab."

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  6. Retweeted
    20 Mar 2017

    I feel like this is super important

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  7. 20 Mar 2017

    Me in an English class: it's a metaphor.. the pit....the pit is the pendulum English professor: no

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  8. 20 Mar 2017
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    I just winked at him in the mirror and I'm going to feel really bad if he has a heart attack

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  9. 20 Mar 2017

    this guy is watching me put on lipstick using snapchat as a mirror and I can just see him getting madder and madder about millennials

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  10. 20 Mar 2017
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    also I am starting this novena today if anyone wants to join

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  11. 20 Mar 2017
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    omg I'm going to eat so much prosciutto tonight

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  12. 20 Mar 2017

    ST. JOSEPH'S DAY BABY, time to drink exactly one limoncello and heckle a bocce game

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  13. 18 Mar 2017

    *not in the least bit sorry I overdressed for your party* sorry i overdressed for your party

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  14. Retweeted
    1 Sep 2016

    "RIP my Mentions" -me, gravely, as they lower the casket of my husband, Jonathan Mentions

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  15. 18 Mar 2017

    tango music is sad and horny so really it's like you never have to leave online

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  16. 18 Mar 2017

    WPA but for men taking dance classes

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  17. 18 Mar 2017

    the ratio of women to men at tango class is absolutely disgraceful and you should be ashamed of yourselves

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  18. 18 Mar 2017

    tfw you get written up in the papers

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  19. 18 Mar 2017

    honestly at this point if you told me Finland's mail was delivered by friendly talking badgers in snappy uniforms I would not disbelieve you

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  20. 17 Mar 2017

    DC I will be visiting tomorrow just a head's up, batten hatches, etc

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