Second City Bureaucrat

@CityBureaucrat

Opposition Activist. .Everything I tweet is satire

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2018
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Oct 2021

    Good morning, your honor

    16 replies . 18 retweets 408 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    6 hours ago
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    First thing you have to do when you step on the Red Line is to steal someone else's phone to prove you aren't a bitch. This is what happens otherwise.

    1 reply . 1 retweet 29 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Should unban ? This article shows the banning distorts the public square, and Americans can't stay informed on important trends!

    18 replies . 68 retweets 316 likes
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  4. 7 hours ago

    An unheard voice, an adult in the room, and a black body walk into a bar

    21 replies . 31 retweets 423 likes
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  5. 7 hours ago

    Red line gladiator battles

    'It's scary on the CTA right now:' TV host Will Clinger hospitalized after being robbed, attacked on CTA Red Line
    11 replies . 3 retweets 77 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Couldn’t care less about Cawthorn but the relentless coordinated assault on him since he called out the GOP for their Eyes Wide Shut parties pretty much guarantees he was telling the truth

    Insider trading by a member of Congress is a serious betrayal of their oath, and Congressman Cawthorn owes North Carolinians an explanation. There needs to be a thorough and bipartisan inquiry into the matter by the House Ethics Committee.
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  7. 8 hours ago

    This is the tweet thread that converted Bezos to the dissident right

    COO of the left Jeff Bezos leading working class journalists, academics, perpetual students, and career criminals in a great class war against six-figure plumbers, used bookstore owners, and bodega operators.
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    2 replies . 7 retweets 110 likes
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    12 hours ago
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    The author of this Washington Post oped about how NATO is racist for being North Atlanticist, Amoz JY Hor, looks rather like that old-time Twitter hero who study differential equation 16 hour per day and no steal sneaker pencil.

    15 replies . 31 retweets 292 likes
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  9. 8 hours ago

    So true

    6 replies . 7 retweets 105 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Thinking about the troops.

    8 replies . 4 retweets 95 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Archdiocese of Chicago settles 5 sex abuse claims for $800,000, including against civil rights activist Rev. George Clements

    1 reply . 4 retweets 10 likes
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  12. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Sea Creatures Mosaic : Originally from the House of the Faun, Pompeii. (180 BC) National Archaeological Museum, Naples.

    43 replies . 1,099 retweets 6,014 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    9 hours ago
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    Our Government Oversight of Extremism in Gaming system is broken.

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  14. 9 hours ago

    True stories are coming to light under the protection of the Disinformation Governance Board

    Some Musk bro just confronted me at an airport, right outside security, but only once he had cleared it, in case you’re wondering whether this digital army he is unleashing is online-only.
    12 replies . 35 retweets 339 likes
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    11 hours ago

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    9 hours ago
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    Emphasis was at one time a class and party distinction. Letter writers in the Victorian era of the High Church party were notoriously prone to representing emphasis and pitch by underlining. Earlier printing conventions in Jay's era were to capitalize nouns like German and...

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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    It's official I bought a podcasting microphone this is what my life has come to.

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  18. Retweeted
    9 hours ago
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    This is why I've followed for years, as each of my alts gets banned finally down to my main. Analysis + curation unparalleled.

    2 replies . 1 retweet 21 likes
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  19. 9 hours ago

    Buckle up

    64 replies . 53 retweets 672 likes
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  20. 10 hours ago

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  21. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Pew Research Center has done a detailed survey on religion in the country. If you go through their results, it seems the most conservative religious group in the country is Southern Evangelical Protestant: not Catholic, or Orthodox, or even Muslim.

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