Cimarron Ranch

@Cimarron_Ranch

🚂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 FREEDOM! An off grid ranch 2 hrs from the paved road in a self built stone cabin. NoDMs

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2018.

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  1. After watching I've concluded that Spandex should be banned from all male sporting events and Walmart. Oh yeah; And A-rod's a PIMP!

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  2. prije 9 sati

    Had the most vivid dream last night that people around the world were throwing dollar bills at their TV screens when J. Lo hit that stripper pole on the half-time show.

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  3. Pretty sure sitting 2 inches from the TV screen watching I Dream of Jeannie as a kid was just practice for spotting wardrobe malfunctions during Half-time shows.

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  4. 2. velj

    Samuel Whittemore (July 27, 1696 – February 2, 1793) Oldest known colonial combatant in the Revolutionary War at 78 yrs old. When you believe in a cause so much nothing really gets in the way.

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  5. 1. velj

    From watching the I've learned to stay away from fast food, budget beauticians, bad tailors and vodka. Well, maybe not vodka. Whatever Nancy drinks I want some of that Sh@t!

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  6. 29. sij

    Probably just getting soft but, I'm starting to really prefer sheep to cattle. They're always a lot happier to see you.

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  7. 27. sij

    Healthy looking little herd of Pronghorns today.

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  8. 26. sij

    Busted. The Boss found my empties. Said I better change my ways. So I did. Hope she likes how I decorated the old outhouse with the new bottle opener.

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  9. 25. sij

    All this talk about Russia and this shows up. Turned out to be a friendly gentleman hunter in his Korean War era M.A.S.H. Ambulance who was just a little misoriented and needed directions.

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  10. 23. sij

    The annual Aunt Fanny Walmart Christmas tradition has come & gone again this year: - Aunt Fanny buys fake Christmas Tree Dec. 20th. - Uncle Fred returns fake Christmas Tree Jan. 20th.

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    22. sij

    What a shame. After all these years.

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  12. 22. sij

    Pretty sure my Uncle Fred didn't think it through when he "complimented" my Aunt by saying her A$$ looked like that drop down tailgate on one of those new Chevy Silverados.

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  13. 21. sij

    You're going to open volley on an with someone who can't even speak English?

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  14. 16. sij
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  15. 14. sij

    So, if you're a Shepherd that has to count sheep to fall asleep are you now a workaholic, too?

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  16. 12. sij

    There’s something rather symphonically primal about torching spines off of prickly pear cactus to make Nopales salad.

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  17. 11. sij

    You think the pregnant girl with the older gentleman scrutinizing rifles at the gun counter and the pimply faced kid looking at wedding ring in the jewelry section at Walmart somehow knew each other?

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  18. 11. sij

    Twin lambs born a couple of days ago and they’re already telling the chickens where to go.

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  19. 10. sij

    Wonder if when I walk my bind dog Lobo in town people say to themselves "Oh look, he has a seeing eye person"

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  20. 9. sij

    Perfect time of year for Dutch oven chicken cooked in our Franklin stove

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